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    Posted: June 02 2023 at 11:09am
So me and the wife live in Canada an hour away from the US and A border so we thought we'd take a day trip. While shopping at Target, I couldnt believe how cheap an 18 pak of Bud Light was! So I stocked up! I also picked up a really nice bathing suit at a display way in the back! It's very colourful... almost like a rainbow!😋 To bad we don't get this stuff up in Canada!
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Very funny, enjoy!
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Bud Light still $49.95 case 24 in Niagara.
Loose wimmen tightened here
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I just got back from a motor trip thru deep south US of A..& I didn't hear/see any anti Bud light activity.
Twas still sellin(I assume)@ regular prices.
MGD & stuff was same price.
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Rainbow "Budgie Smuglers" & a case of Bud Light.
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you were a lucky man - if you had bought clothes for your grandkids at khols you might have been lynched before you crossed back over the boarder , 

heres my bottom line - do what you want in private , i dont want to hear of it and i certainly dont care , but quit stuffing it in my favce and leave my grandkids alone , it was bad enough you assaulted my kids in college , they took care of it themselves , but you mess with my grandkids your walking on the fighting side of me , 

im armed - ill shoot you  and i like tar and feather also a fan of lynching
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Originally posted by Honkytonk Honkytonk wrote:

So me and the wife live in Canada an hour away from the US and A border so we thought we'd take a day trip. While shopping at Target, I couldnt believe how cheap an 18 pak of Bud Light was! So I stocked up! I also picked up a really nice bathing suit at a display way in the back! It's very colourful... almost like a rainbow!😋 To bad we don't get this stuff up in Canada!

I was born in Vancouver and have dual citizenship.  My Texas wife's father was born in Halifax so she decided to claim her Canadian citizenship and now holds dual citizenship too.  So, last Fall we took an extended road trip to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan to see the Fall color and found ourselves in Sault St. Marie, MI.  I needed a Timmy's fix so we drove over to the Canadian side and handed the Canada Customs officer our brand new Canadian passports we had just received.  He's looking at the Texas plates while talking to us and checking our passports.  My wife has a very noticeable Texas accent and after 20+ years in Texas I probably sound a little Texan too. 
 
I ask him, "When was the last time two Canadians pulled up in a vehicle with Texas plates?" 
"Never!" was his response.  "Do you have any weapons with you?"
My wife speaks up, "No, we left them in the hotel room in Michigan".  
"You have a gun too Ma'am?", he asked.
"Sure, doesn't your wife?", my wife asked.  
"What's the reason for your visit?", he asked.
"Timmys!" was my response, "We don't have it in Texas."
"Enjoy your visit!"



 
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