G'day from downunda

 We removed the filters from the cargo hatch and stashed four dozen cans in there.
 All good, out doing grunt things away from transport, after six days we relinked, dirty and stinking and thirsting for a beer.
  The thing about cans vibrating around metal to metal, is that the label is worn away and it's just luck that what you get is what you want. Well you'd of guessed it, the vehicle crew had howed into our stock, bugger all left.
 I just love a beer, will drink most breeds hot cold or indifferent, but one brand RESCHES, although the pilsener was bearable, its mate D.A was pure crap.
  So you've already worked out the story ending, Yep, that's what I got, the first long swig of a hot can squirting into your gullet...........dirty annie, strewth that was crap, probably the first time I've ever wasted a beer.......Crewie ducking for cover as the open can splattered against the turret......hmm, still haven't forgiven the p***ks forty odd years later, beers beer, but not dirty annie, thats just cruel.

Fosters is for tourists, or export to non-Aussies. Real Aussies dring something called "Toohies", or "Castlemaine"  sorry, I hope I spelt that right?

 

I went to a 3-day cricket match back in the U.K. once with a bunch of Aussies & an even bigger mob of Aussies. It was an Aus Vs. South African match for some odd reason held in the U.K. I had the only bottle opener on a Swiss army knife. I don't remember either the beer, or the score, but it was a party!

(I think the label was mostly red?)