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yeah -its amazing what those two do to the good King's english!
Oh, by the way- the bottle let go & fell off.I'm back to "normal" again(Until my next escapade)
& your right-@ least thy're not French!(Those french have a different word for EVERYTHING!!)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tony Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 22 2006 at 11:50am

 Merde Alors !! I'm hardly surprised something has fallen off hoadie.  Its your age !!!

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Sad but true - I have reached the age where things begin to fill out & fall off!!
Funny-but I've noticed that as one ages, somehow your body just naturally rids itself of un-necessary things to make itself more efficient. The body dispenses itself of items like: hair, teeth, sex drive, trim figure etc.
I GOTTA be WAY more efficient than I was say-25 years ago!
Evolution...
wait till I'm 150...I'll bet I'm REAL efficient, then!
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Originally posted by hoadie hoadie wrote:

Sad but true - I have reached the age where things begin to fill out & fall off!!
Funny-but I've noticed that as one ages, somehow your body just naturally rids itself of un-necessary things to make itself more efficient. The body dispenses itself of items like: hair, teeth, sex drive, trim figure etc.
I GOTTA be WAY more efficient than I was say-25 years ago!
Evolution...
wait till I'm 150...I'll bet I'm REAL efficient, then!
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   Know that Feelin well ! Was a time when I used to have Wet dreams & dry Farts ! Now it's the other way round !!!!!

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Ahh yes.Dave...I can feel your pain...Now it takes me ALL night, to do what I used to be able to do ALL night!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tony Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 24 2006 at 4:31pm
Hoadie ! He rubs on Vic where he used to rub on Brut he's the oldest swinger in town!
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oh oh! look what the cat dragged in!

 well well well..talkin bout me whilst i was away enjoying the sun and havin fun eh?!!! you blokes should be ashamed of yourselves!

Dave..i spoke to the dolphin trainer up at the "dolphin park"..hes training a great white to walk on land as we speak and i gave him your address.

Eric i have english blood and i didnt ask for it neitherand for Tony we might be related somewhere along the line so whatchit!

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I TOLD you guys you shouldn'ttalk about Allan like that!! See, ya never listen, do ya!
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p.s

 And hoadie!(the stirrer!!!!)..well..erm, your part french so......im sorry..

 oh man does anyone know of a way to get rid of the smell of coconut oil? and overcoming tanlines? oh man, i had grapes fed to me from gorgeous beach bunnies til i barfed! a man can only take so much of  beautiful women toting on him..ahhh.tropical paradise..well..until the mrs came down to the pool  at the resort.

 its great to be back guys.



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So Allan - does this mean you & the Mrs have "cotton tails"? I suppose your tan lines are from your socks that you wore with your sandals? Gee Allan - your such a fashion statement!
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 overcoming the tanlines i saw hoadie!!! geez...

 so your tellin me the the white zinc on the nose and a white hankerchief strapped over my head is not a good look???? and your tellin me now!?

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You can't be related to me!!! We have a slang word for people who wear knotted hankies on their head ! Grockles!! Rhymes nicely with cockles. Please note I am in NO WAY related to Allan.  Especially when he wears a knotted hankie. Hope it was a clean 1 Allan!!!
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Did ya get a look @ the pic of Allan locked in mortal combat - to rescue his daughter from that vicous maurading Koala cub?!?! Awesome!!
(& he did it WITHOUT his hankie!)
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 superhankie to the rescue!!! yeh the koala shredded me to pieces and took one of my ears..but i provailed and had him in a "bear hug!" within no time..



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Originally posted by allan allan wrote:

 

 superhankie to the rescue!!! yeh the koala shredded me to pieces and took one of my ears..but i provailed and had him in a "bear hug!" within no time..



 Bloody DROP BEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Knoted Hankie ? Zinc cream ????? EMMMMMMMMMMMM sounds like the trousers would have been rolled up to the knees !!!!! (sounds like a POM at Black Pool )


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 spent all day yesterday..lookin in pet shops for a new ball of fluff for the little one. walked out with a dwaf lop eared rabbit. oh its takin alot of energy not to whip out the shotty!

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