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hoadie
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yeah -its amazing what those two do to the good King's english!
Oh, by the way- the bottle let go & fell off.I'm back to "normal" again(Until my next escapade) & your right-@ least thy're not French!(Those french have a different word for EVERYTHING!!) Hoadie - the downtrodden |
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Tony
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Merde Alors !! I'm hardly surprised something has fallen off hoadie. Its your age !!! |
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hoadie
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Sad but true - I have reached the age where things begin to fill out & fall off!!
Funny-but I've noticed that as one ages, somehow your body just naturally rids itself of un-necessary things to make itself more efficient. The body dispenses itself of items like: hair, teeth, sex drive, trim figure etc. I GOTTA be WAY more efficient than I was say-25 years ago! Evolution... wait till I'm 150...I'll bet I'm REAL efficient, then! Hoadie - the depressed |
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Know that Feelin well ! Was a time when I used to have Wet dreams & dry Farts ! Now it's the other way round !!!!! Dave |
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hoadie
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Ahh yes.Dave...I can feel your pain...Now it takes me ALL night, to do what I used to be able to do ALL night!
Hoadie - the Extinguished Gentleman |
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Tony
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Hoadie ! He rubs on Vic where he used to rub on Brut he's the oldest swinger in town!
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Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
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allan
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oh oh! look what the cat dragged in! well well well..talkin bout me whilst i was away enjoying the sun and havin fun eh?!!! you blokes should be ashamed of yourselves! Dave..i spoke to the dolphin trainer up at the "dolphin park"..hes training a great white to walk on land as we speak and i gave him your address. Eric i have english blood and i didnt ask for it neitherand for Tony we might be related somewhere along the line so whatchit! |
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hoadie
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I TOLD you guys you shouldn'ttalk about Allan like that!! See, ya never listen, do ya!
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allan
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p.s And hoadie!(the stirrer!!!!)..well..erm, your part french so......im sorry.. oh man does anyone know of a way to get rid of the smell of coconut oil? and overcoming tanlines? oh man, i had grapes fed to me from gorgeous beach bunnies til i barfed! a man can only take so much of beautiful women toting on him..ahhh.tropical paradise..well..until the mrs came down to the pool at the resort. its great to be back guys. Edited by allan - June 25 2006 at 10:37pm |
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hoadie
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So Allan - does this mean you & the Mrs have "cotton tails"? I suppose your tan lines are from your socks that you wore with your sandals? Gee Allan - your such a fashion statement!
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allan
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overcoming the tanlines i saw hoadie!!! geez... so your tellin me the the white zinc on the nose and a white hankerchief strapped over my head is not a good look???? and your tellin me now!? |
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Tony
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You can't be related to me!!! We have a slang word for people who wear knotted hankies on their head ! Grockles!! Rhymes nicely with cockles. Please note I am in NO WAY related to Allan. Especially when he wears a knotted hankie. Hope it was a clean 1 Allan!!!
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hoadie
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Did ya get a look @ the pic of Allan locked in mortal combat - to rescue his daughter from that vicous maurading Koala cub?!?! Awesome!!
(& he did it WITHOUT his hankie!) Hoadie |
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allan
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superhankie to the rescue!!! yeh the koala shredded me to pieces and took one of my ears..but i provailed and had him in a "bear hug!" within no time.. Edited by allan - June 27 2006 at 11:02am |
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Bloody DROP BEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Knoted Hankie ? Zinc cream ????? EMMMMMMMMMMMM sounds like the trousers would have been rolled up to the knees !!!!! (sounds like a POM at Black Pool ) (no offense Tony. I think Allan maybe your & Hoadie's ...."Love Child ") |
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allan
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spent all day yesterday..lookin in pet shops for a new ball of fluff for the little one. walked out with a dwaf lop eared rabbit. oh its takin alot of energy not to whip out the shotty! |
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