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    Posted: March 23 2020 at 5:35pm

THERE’s this guy patient, all laid up in the hospital bed, oxygen mask on, IVs in both arms, bandages all over, and has a catheter in, on a wing of the hospital. A Nurse comes in, and asks him: “Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable, sir?”

To which he replied, thickly and weakly, thru the oxygen mask: “Are my nuts black?”

The Nurse is taken aback, steps back and exclaims, “ I’m a professional health provider, and I don’t like that much!” She steps out of the room, and tells her charge Nurse about it.

So, the charge Nurse goes into the patient’s room, and being the CHARGE NURSE and all, starts her bossy way, and asks the man lying in the hospital bed:  is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable?”

So, again the man says weakly, thru the oxygen mask...  “Are my nuts black?”

The Charge Nurse, in her bossy way says: “We’ll just see about that!!” And whips the sheet off him, uncovering his completely, and follows it with “those are just as pink as the the day you were born!” Thinking that she’ll embarrass him...

The patient reaches up and pulls the oxygen mask and weakly asks the Charge Nurse,

 “Are my Test results back!?”

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i did not see that - i did chuckle a little yet i might find myself asking that one day in the near future - at my age i have not worn one of those masks yet - ill remember to move it aside , 

that said - i am still chuckling , i can see the indignant look in her eyes , i have seen it before but ill not bore anyone with that story tonight , 
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