The Female mind explianed
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Topic: The Female mind explianed
Posted By: Guests
Subject: The Female mind explianed
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 7:31am
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 8:28am
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Right on, brother! N E 1 that has ever bin married can relate to that!
I am noted for saying;"women have No sense of humour OR generosity - unless it's THEIR idea!!" That reminds me- it's my wife's anniversary on the 30th! Once upon a time, in a life far away, I wuz in the restaurant biz.I had made a very loud & real threat to fire ALL female staff. Needless to say, I wuz questioned re: this by some local media types, & I replied:" There's only 4 weeks in a month.My staff is 92 % female. If you figger that 1 week per month is pre-menstrual,1 is menstrual, & 1 is post menstrual, that leaves 1 week per month when they're pleasant & SANE.Unfortunatly, thats the week they will ALWAYS call in sick!!" They never did print that. Go figger. You know, in a civilized world....ah, ferget it. Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 10:50am
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Dave H, You better be sure Tracey does not read any of this. You may end up in the dingo house Cookie Monster |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 4:52pm
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Gents I have no fear of Tracey reading this! As I took her out for
lunch today(Ok it was only a Pie & Pastie at a park in town but hey
! I took her out ) Secondly I love to live on the edge of life ! Hoadie
I hear you when about the moods of women I really do ! Dave |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: March 31 2006 at 1:55pm
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Dave,you must know my mrs then? Im sick of her rolling pin, im gunna go hide it now while shes not here.... IM THE BOSS AROUND OUR HOUSE..MY WIFE TELLS ME SO. |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March 31 2006 at 2:04pm
Mate I've got my Mrs right were I want her ! She knows I have really
low thresh hold of pain & pass out at the third aimed blow to the
groin! Dave |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: March 31 2006 at 4:23pm
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Yep sounds familiar... they are a weird species hey? well like my mate says, woman, cant live with em..........(a long pause) pass the beer nuts! |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: March 31 2006 at 9:07pm
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Alright guys! I'm gonna rat you out! I'm callin ur wives & gonna put 'em wise to wot U said!
(I figger I'm safe from THIS distance!) Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: March 31 2006 at 9:44pm
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Gday hoadie, hows things on your side mate. |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 11:04am
You swine !!!!!!!  We
know where you live ! Ever heard of ICBM's ????? I hear that the Old
USSR is selling some off surplus ! One hidding from my cook & your
toast  Dave |
hoadie wrote:Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 12:31pm
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Send me ALL your $, & I wont say anything to her.So pay up or STARVE!!
hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 12:57pm
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No even better, ill send me mrs over there and she can NAG YOUR ear off........ Gotta go,just got hit by The rolling pin again.. |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 1:01pm
Your Tougher than what we thought ! Allen Email that Russian gentleman back & see if they've still got that Nuc on E-Bay ? !!!! Dave (taking lessons in russian to work out the directions of launching a soviet missle ! Ah here we are !!! First light fuse !!!!!) |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 1:05pm
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY where are the Matches ? No dear
I'm not going to burn the kids again ! There's a Bad Man on the
Net ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dave |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 1:09pm
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Na mate we'll just wait till the chinese make nukes with our uranium, then we'll tell them to send some hoadies way if you know what i mean. Im absolutely disgusted with our government |
.. first goes all the rights at work, now bloody sellin uranium to china...jesus! its the start of the end.Posted By: shotgunminister
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 1:57pm
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As an old shop teacher of mine once said. "I got 20 head of cattel out behind the barn. Why would I want another tempermental female." Needless to say I am not married nor courting. Nor do I care to do so.
You might be a redneck if you think trouble shooting involves a .303 and your daughter's new boyfriend.....
------------- I've seen the future and I don't like it. |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 2:16pm
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Ill be guardin the front door till my daughters 43. Much prefer the shotgun, its more up close and personal |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 2:49pm
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Load Grape shot & prepare to repell invaders Dave |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 3:01pm
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Ive been tellin my mrs for years.. the day my daughter brings a RATBAG...i mean a young man home i will be coincidently cleaning my guns and bayonets..well looky here, we have a visitor and ive got all my toys out.......OOPS. |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 10:37pm
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Hey...YOU guys were young "RATBAGS" once, y'know.Now you know how your "victims" fathers felt!
Which reminds me of a saying, a sage old guy coined," Those who can - make BOYS..Those who can't, gotta settle for GIRLS!" As for the Uranium - c'mon over to my camp.Thats the area where they got it for the 1st bombs!!(Every kind of mineral known to man there)Its known as Mineral capital of the world! World's largest Rockhound Gemboree held there - every year.(Damn tourists!!) hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 8:04am
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Do you need tags for tourist season? |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 9:20am
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Rotten liberal Commies wont let me shoot 'em!!
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 10:41am
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So i take my government is also rule'in your country too? We had an incident couple of years back in tasmania (An almost forgoten state/territory) part of australia envolving one twisted bloke and his semi auto. many people lost their life (30 people i think) a terrible tragedy. then came down the long arm of the law in australia and turned the "HONEST GUNOWNER" upside down including myself. I suppose its the same ol' "the minority ruins it for the majority" I just would like to add i do not support any ideals of what that man did..im simply pointing out how a government can punish the humble hunter... |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 10:51am
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P.S. to keep on the topic maybe our prime ministers wife's wear the pants in the house |
Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: April 19 2006 at 11:25am
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You guys haven't noticed we get the blame for every female ailment? Its 1 MEN struation 2 Pre MEN strual tension 3 MEN apause and if they go off the rails is MEN tal cruelty not 28 day insanity. Lets face it we can't win whatever we do! ------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!! |
Posted By: Eric
Date Posted: April 19 2006 at 12:06pm
| Amen to that! |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 19 2006 at 4:50pm
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Is she looking ? No !!!!!! I say stand up & be counted !!! AS for that unfortunate incedent in Tasmania ? On the locals he had to double tap ,as they have two heads (only some one who has watched deliverance will appreciate that one )  Yeah our PM (I use the term loosely ) was that conferdent when he spoke to the Sporting shooters he wore a bullet proof vest !!!!! Talk about really knowing the good guys from the Bad guys!  THe New laws never affected us
Pro shooters though ! Something of a laugh I feel ! Come to think of it
it never affected the Crminials either !
Yep he really knew what he was doing ! Anyone ever noticed the
similarities between Ol Jack boot Johnny giving a speach & Old film
clips of Hitler or Mussilini ? I'm not joking either about that Dave |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 19 2006 at 4:55pm
AS a further fact of intrest the Moron who comited that terrible
crime in Tassie (& I have many dear friends down there who
are suffering through the Water melon Party who are in
power ...The Greens Green on the outside but their red on the
inside ) Used a rifle that had been handed in & Destroied by
the Victorian Police  Dave |
Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: April 19 2006 at 5:48pm
Same over here dave. 1st it was Michael Ryan running amok with a Kalashnikov then a few years ago we had a nutter run riot with a handgun killing kids in Dunblain (Scotland not the sort of dunny you know dave) That screwed legit pistol owners and we all had to hand in our handguns. Crazy thing was the pistol club the guy belonged to said to the police they thought he was unstable and shouldn't be allowed to have guns. They ignored the warning and when the s**h hit the fan we all got penalised.  Now with the new legislation when we renew our permits the police go to our doctor and check see if he thinks we have any psycological problems. Then they inspect our home security arrangements, usually they warn us they are coming so the kids hide my straight jacket until they've gone.------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!! |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 19 2006 at 10:20pm
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I hear ya dave.. notice how most of the non operational, rusted and out of commision rifles went to the police stations on the gun amnesty days as well!! yeh im sure dumbo the criminal is gunna hand in the tool of his trade too! what a joker mr howard. |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 20 2006 at 6:44pm
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its time for a change!! maybe you can run for PM dave.. ill back ya up! Allen I've done many things over thr years of what some would call of a "Questionable Nature" But I have never cheated at cards ,Never Thumped anyone who did'nt really ask for it ! I have always shown people the respect that I would expect from them ! Hell I even hold a door open for a lady ! But I would never lower myself to politics! AS I belive these are the people who give Pediphiles a good name by comparision ! I worked out once that Politions won't sunbake on the beach for fear of cats covering them with sand Dave |
Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: April 20 2006 at 7:04pm
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Dave you could NEVER be a politician! You're too honest! Well thats what the tax man told me! ------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!! |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 20 2006 at 7:38pm
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yeh your right dave! now i think of it , i wouldnt like to see a man like yourself being corrupted.. whats the saying? the only good politician is a dead politician is that why johnny keeps walkin? trying to keep away from the cats...ha ha |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 25 2006 at 12:42am
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? ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |