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Topic: Light Speed
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Subject: Light Speed
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 9:37pm
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Light travels at 186,300 Miles per second in a vacuum. Just thought you guys might need this information. Cookie Monster |
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 10:30pm
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Yeah - it takes 8 minutes to get here from the sun.
(I know ALL KINDS of useless stuff!!) hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 9:11am
| 8.31 minutes on the spring and fall equinox. mean distance between the earth and the Sun is 93,000,000 million miles. |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 9:26am
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SEe, U know all kinds o useless stuff too!
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 10:38am
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hoadie, Yes LOL may never know when you might need it............. Cookie Monster |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 12:03pm
Now I know why I come on to this site ! It's the interlectural conversations ! Dave.......(upgrading to a higher level of insainity) |
Posted By: shotgunminister
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 1:55pm
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Speaking of useless info. The world headquarters of Polaris and Artic cat aare only a few minutes from each other. John Deere built there first tractor in 1918. The reaper was patented before the plow. The mean income of Bullard township, Wadena county Minn. is $13K/year. (and you'll thought you were poor)
------------- I've seen the future and I don't like it. |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 2:47pm
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Ok my turn ! The first recorded use of a 96 broomhandle mauser in
Battle was by a young Leutenent in 1898 in the battle of Ottamien
(also the last charge of calvelry in full colours ) By the name of
Winston Churchill . He had brought it as a back up weapon in a Navy
/Army store ! Dave |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 10:13am
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Jupiter'a Red sopt is a hurricane that has been going on for 400+ years |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 10:22pm
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The wind doesn't PUSH sailboats...it creats a SUCTION around the sails, & thats what gives the mobility.
HAH! Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 12:09am
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Water sucks down a drain/or a Toilet clock wise in the Northern
hemisphere & anti clock wise in the Southern hemisphere! And the
Earth bulges at the Equator ! Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 1:05am
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So does my wife !!
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 1:15am
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[QUOTE=hoadie]So does my wife !!
Hoadie Ah so the shoe changes feet !!!!! 
Now let me see Small unmarked bills can be sent to the Dave & Allen
,divorce fund C/ this site ........Or the cut & paste will be
delivered in person to your Missus .........Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 2:31am
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Uh-we don't have small bills in Canada any more(see stupid Canadian leadership).We have "Loonies" & "Twonies"( $1.00 & $2.00 coins) We are soon to recieve the $5.00 coin.(Suspenders have made a REAL comeback!!Try carrying your mad money without them & ur pants fall down!!)I don't OWN any large bills -I'm CANADIAN!(See exhorbitant Canadian taxes / incompetent Canadian Government).
Doesn't matter N E way..I'm gonna test your theory re: drainage on the wife, soon as she has her next bath!!I wanna see if she really does spin clockwise on the way out!! Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 9:29am
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Thats it hoadie! Ransom at its best..like dave said, put all ya money in a brown paper bag and send it over or ya mrs gets it! I knew youd slip up one day! Ill be sendin a letter addressed to MRS HOAD! |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 10:31am
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WE have the same problem over here with the 1&2 dollar coins &
Taxes Must be a Commonwealth thing ! But as Allen says just put
the money in a paper bag (Ok since it's coins Make sure you
double the bags ) I'll get Allen to count it as I can't add up either ! Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 12:35pm
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NOW I know why Allan wanted my home address!!(U rotten commies!!) well, ya best know now - Allans ALREADY toast with the warden, cause he called my hunt camp, her HOUSE!!, & Dave...well when she found out U were a "PROFESSIONAL" killer...that went over like a fart in a space suit!!!(It's one thing to hunt a little - but she thinks your a "weapon of mass destruction" to defenceless animals!!) OOOH - I wanna be there when you call.Whoo - HOO!!
(& no - she CAN'T cut ME off, cause she don't know where I'm gettin it!!!) yuk yuk (he who laughs last...) Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 10:25pm
I wonder if she'd fall for a couple of photos of Roos holding knives
Then I could try & tell her it was in self defence & my average
of 30 per night is that they run in Gangs  dave |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 10:38pm
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well shes goin to forget all about me..Accidentally i might add, taken the hunt camp by mistake for your house when she receives the news letter ill be sendin soon.. i might also pack a rollin pin in there for her too.....Just incase theres not one handy to use on ya Besides, whats wrong with your hunt camp??? I live in an old 60 litre drum i stole from work! :)
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 11:16pm
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Allan;
My husky lived in a 60 litre drum for a year & a half!He liked it! Rollin pins R wasted on my wife.Her maiden name wuz COOK - but she can't! She even manages to burn WATER!! No foolin. (It's a good thing I spent 20 + years in the food biz, or we woulda starved to death long ago!!) I used to have a gas stove.TWICE she put water in the ELECTRIC kettle, & placed it on the stove - turned on the burner, & walked away!!! I taught her how to steam cook fresh veggies, once.Twice, she put the steam basket in the pot, veggies in the basket, lid on the pot, pot on the stove, burner on NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, & walks away.(Ever smelt a pot as it MELTS ? Oh man!!!(She can't get the "water thing" straight.) She decided to cook chicken one time.She figgered well, if its an hour @ 350 degs - 500 degs should be faster.There she sat - reading her magazine -IN THE KITCHEN-whilest the house was filling with thick smoke 2 feet from the cieling, Chicken snappin & cracklin away.When I yelled @ her, the reaction was,"oh - oh my..it must be done." Yes, she's a blonde. We don't let her use the barbie @ all.We're afraid it'll end up in geosynchronice orbit(along with my supper!) Now (like last night)when she sees pictures of food in magazines she wants to try - its up to ME to make it. Speakin of Barbies - the one I got a year or 2 ago is SUPPOSED to be from Oz. Happy cookin!! hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 04 2006 at 11:19pm
Would that make them a"gangaroos?" hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
dave h wrote:Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 05 2006 at 12:42am
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mate, shes caught on to "the mans perfect gift"....hopelesness (wait a minute, hear me out) when my wife and I moved in together she always wanted me to get involved in the upkeep of the house, you know help cook,clean and the like...ahhh no thanks,(should see my garage though..spotless) Anyway so i played the game: 1.Broke the vaccuum after getting tangled in the power lead 2."accidently" smashed her favourite mug, and anything else of value whilst doin the dishes, 3.Had a confused look on my face,as she explained to me how to use stove/oven, and sacrificed many a good roast.. maybe you might be getting outsmarted by the fox mate? dont show your mrs this,she'll be angry at me for blowin her cover..he he |
Posted By: shotgunminister
Date Posted: April 05 2006 at 12:58am
------------- I've seen the future and I don't like it. |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 05 2006 at 4:11am
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heh-heh-heh (he cackles) It seems the worm has turned, once more.Now I have YOU where I want you.
My wife truly cannot cook - I was warned by her family the day she brought me home(I shoulda listened) She wont deny that. But YOU...aha! gotcha! I'm gonna bring your Shiela (If she REALLY exsists) up to speed bout wot U bin sayin.Then ur gonna get it!(How bout that...I reached out & Zapped someone thousands of miles away-& didn't even have to put my beer down to do it!) This is gonna be MORE fun than the time the pigs ate my baby brother!! hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 05 2006 at 4:42am
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One inch of rain makes 10 inches of snow Cookie Monster |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 05 2006 at 6:17am
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I've heard that.I was in Montour Falls, N.Y. in 1982.I couldn't believe it could rain so much!!Bin rainin since thursady, I got there Fri afternoon - then it REALLY started! Sunday afternoon, we wuz sittin in a bar havin a few "bevys" with a cop from Syracuse Ny, & it came on radio that it would be like 8 feet, if it was snow!There was flooding n all.wasn't nice.
We PARK in a DRIVEWAY, pay tolls on a FREEWAY, & have a tourist season,& we CAN't shoot 'em!! hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: April 05 2006 at 9:05am
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Heres some useless facts i know of: S#*t is good for the garden And you cant slam a revolving door..
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Posted By: shotgunminister
Date Posted: April 05 2006 at 10:28am
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On a related note I figure'd that if I started inviting politicians over for dinner I could reduce my heating bill by 75% If hot air rises why don't politicians fly way?
------------- I've seen the future and I don't like it. |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 05 2006 at 11:56am
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Rubies and sapphires are fraternal twins, chemically the same except for minute amounts of trace elements that produce different colors Cookie Monster |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 06 2006 at 4:12am
Oh, thats easy! Cause all the taxpayer's $$$ they've got in their pockets, keeps 'em anchored near the "trough!" hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: shotgunminister
Date Posted: April 06 2006 at 5:04am
that ain't funny...
------------- I've seen the future and I don't like it. |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 06 2006 at 9:10pm
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The Moody Blues released the song Ride my See-Saw in October 1968. Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 11 2006 at 7:50pm
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1912 gave history two great things ! Holland & Holland introduced
the 375 & the other thing was a Ship by the Name of Titanic sank Dave |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 11 2006 at 9:27pm
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BAR = Browning Automatic Rifle Cookie Monster |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 11 2006 at 9:59pm
Even a atheist finds religion when confronted by a large animal (
I don't mean the type that like big hugs & cuddles ) & the
rifle goes.......CLICK More importantly Laugh & the world laughs with you ..........Fart & you Fart alone  Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 1:41am
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You can choose ur friends - but ya can't chose ur relatives!
(just ask Dave) Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 7:55am
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Chemical equation for photosyntheses is 6 H2O + 6 H2O = C6 H12 O6 + 6 O2 |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 8:10am
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RACECAR spelled backwards is ....
hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 8:33am
| Two wrongs don't make a right but two rights make an airplane............ |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 11:09am
| Water boils at 212 degrees F at 14.7 psi |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 11:26am
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Distlled water won't Boil in a microwave as it has no impurities Glenelg is like Racecar spelt backwards Hoadie is Jealous that he has'nt got royalty in his family (or is that relived )Dave |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 11:53am
| Distlled water will not conduct electricty |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 11:58am
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Dave;
Is the poof in ur family "royalty" (a royal poof?) Or would that be,"your royal majestic poofness.? (heh-heh-yuk-snork!) Actually-there is some "royalty" in my lineage-if my aboriginal lineage is taken into consideration.(Course-they didn't call 'em princesess(?)I think they called 'em the Chief's daughter!! hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 1:58pm
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Is the poof in ur family "royalty" (a royal poof?) Or would that be,"your royal majestic poofness.? I prefer to think of "It" as being my Father's Sister's Son, er Daughter, no Son, no Oh well you know what I mean  Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: April 12 2006 at 10:06pm
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Dave;
Theres no denying...some mothers do have 'em! hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 21 2006 at 9:52pm
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A Metre is 1/10,000,000 the distance from the North pole to the equator
,when measured through Paris (France) ! The standard is a metal
Bar Kept under controled conditions in Paris Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 22 2006 at 3:15am
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Figgers..the French are like that. They'll keep the bar under wraps, & force the rest of us to figger it out fer ourselves!
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: May 22 2006 at 3:17am
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Thought you had the metal bar under your car seat Dave. To bash dents out the car and keep Tracy in line! ------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!! |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 22 2006 at 9:22am
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Tony, Tracey has the iron pipe to keep Dave in line!!!! Cookie Monster |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 22 2006 at 6:47pm
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Tracey has the iron pipe to keep Dave in line!!!! Mate !!! Never a truer statement writtern !!! As for knockin dent's out of the car? After the first Hundred you give up  Dave |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 22 2006 at 9:18pm
| Two wrongs don't make a right but two wrights make an airplane....... |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 22 2006 at 11:56pm
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a new born croc is 3 times the size of the egg it hatched from.. ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 22 2006 at 11:58pm
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oh! and crayfish have their kidneys in their forehead, and their teeth are in their stomach..true! ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: May 23 2006 at 4:42am
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Which cam first? The chicken or the egg? All replies to Colonel Sanders ! ------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!! |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 23 2006 at 6:38am
Hmmmm....sounds like ME -the last time I was feelin tough in the Arlington Hotel in Maynooth!!! (Kinda felt like Custer!) Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 26 2006 at 4:08pm
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speaking of hotels/pubs. you's might be glad to know that the human stomach regenerates a new stomach lining every 3 days. ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 26 2006 at 7:59pm
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Does this mean it don't matter if I destroy the one I got - I'll get a new one in a couple days ? ALRIGHT!! I'm off to the beer store!!
WHOO-HOO! Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 26 2006 at 8:02pm
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hoadie.... a new STOMACH LINING! you need a STOMACH there to regenerate its lining mate! ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 26 2006 at 11:18pm
Well thats good to know, From all that nasty food I ate in collage. Cookie Monster |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 27 2006 at 1:50am
Aww nuts! just when i thought we had a miracle cure! Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 27 2006 at 2:28am
Hoadie, Adult Beverages cures the others. Cookie Monster |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 27 2006 at 3:22pm
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Thank God for the fact that a liver regenerates it's self ! & Thank
god that your stomach relines it's self as my Motherinlaw is comming
over for a visit & likes to cook whilst shes here ! She's a Fitter
& Turnner by trade !........Fit's good food into a Pot & turns
it into Sh#t Dave |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 27 2006 at 3:25pm
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------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 27 2006 at 9:28pm
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Dave - is that a nice thing to say about your mum in law? You & Allan both. Must be an Aussie thing. Guess it wouldn't scare ya much anymore if I threatened to tell Twiggy wot you said about her mum, would it?
I think I sent ya something about telling women they can't cook.Remember -it could be hazardous! hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 28 2006 at 8:44am
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yes hoadie..nothing like burning ya "meat" on the barbie ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 28 2006 at 8:55am
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Personally Allan, I don't let my Shiela near the BarBie less it ends up in geosynchrise orbit!(& it's better fer my health)
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 28 2006 at 10:18am
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[QUOTE=hoadie]Personally Allan, I don't let my Shiela near the BarBie
less it ends up in geosynchrise orbit!(& it's better fer my health)
Hoadie[/QUOTE women should never be let near a Barbie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (god just the thought ! Let them near a Barbie & they'll want the Vote next !!!!  )AS for my Mother in law!!!! She's really a nice lady & Also a piece of history ! She went to the Antartic with Scott ! (trust me it waas'nt the cold that killed him )Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 28 2006 at 10:25am
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I wish my "outlaws" were a piece of history.
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 28 2006 at 10:27am
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 28 2006 at 12:06pm
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Hoadie, Liver only requires that if exsiting problem is caused by Adult beverages! Cookie monster |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 29 2006 at 12:20pm
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Well if the liver regenerates itself...I wish someone had told MY liver.He doesn't seem to understand that!
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:01pm
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mmmmm .................liver... (as homer simpson would say)
------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 31 2006 at 8:15am
It's people like you that keep Broccali growers in biz Dave |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 13 2006 at 12:41pm
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It's every man's dream to hear that beer and pizza can prevent cancer," he said. "However, the 17 beers and four large pizzas needed to get enough xanthohumol and lycopene to help prevent prostate cancer I showed this to my wife!!!!!! A medical research team at the University of Oregon found this Cookie Monster |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 13 2006 at 2:17pm
Ok!! Let me just get a handle on this!!!! Now lets see .....Radioactivity causes Cancer ? Pizza & beer prevents Cancer ????? Eureca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Means that Hoadie could single handedly Clean up Cheynoble with no Ill effects !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 13 2006 at 5:42pm
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Bin there -done that! Keep the suds flowing intravenus & Bob's your uncle!!!
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 3:44am
dave, But the waste coming from Hoadie would be worse!!! Cookie Monster |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 6:23am
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Now-is that nice? When it comes to beer, there really is NO waste.(I just recycle it)
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 7:35am
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The Waste from Digested pizza!!!! in the gaseous and solid waste state. Cookie Monster |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 10:11am
My God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The man is a walking Time bomb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 11:01am
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Chernobyl got NOTHIN on me!!& FYI I don't eat much pizza, I go fer WINGS, Broccolli & Liver alot. But I LOVE fish cakes & chips!
Wash all that down with 1/2 case o beer (maybe some natchos, too) & oh baby oh baby!! (If I could just KEEP it compressed, I might be able to run my cars on it!) Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 11:19am
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Hoadie, You must travel Fed-ex ground no hazardous material on aircraft. How you going to get to Bisley next year. Boat? well ventilated boat? I guess you coined the term SBD? Cookie Monster |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 8:20pm
Ha your a mere babe in the woods !!!! There is a thing called a "Floater" in Adelaide (also known by certain Heatherns as a Pie Floater ) It's a large,deep, plate of Thick Pea soup poured over a Rat's coffin (Meat Pie ) & is eaten at a PIE CART (which is a trailer towed into certain parts of the city after dark ) You stand on the side walk & lean against a counter ! Trust me a Guts full of COOPER'S SPARKELING ALE & a couple of FLOATERS !!!!! Within 6hrs .......... You peel paint of passing cars ! Knock people down at 150 to 200mtrs ! actualy learn how a Hovercraft opperates when you in bed as you actualy levitate off the mattress ! Within 10hrs you learn the meaning of giving a duck a feed of mercury! & can blow the nspection covers of sewers for several Blocks ,or shatter poorly re-enforced septic tanks ! BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even this pales in comparrison .........With a Good feed of ROO Meat & cabbage!! The last time I had a feed of Roo meat & cabbage !!! "George W" wanted to call a AIR STRIKE on my camp as he reckoned I was a walking WMD  Dave (organ arse) h |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 8:27pm
I just read this out to "Twiggy " (tracey ) her reply was
..........................Try sleeping beside him with out even
having a feed of ROO meat & cabbage !!!!! She reckons I do my
best work in my sleep ! Which is typical of a woman ! They complain you
never share with them & when you do ? Ha! they complain ! Dave |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 10:07pm
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Dave I bet you pull the covers over Tracey's head when you rip a good one latent with digested roo meat. Cookie Monster |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 14 2006 at 10:33pm
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oh !!!i just had a thought of digested roo meat and cabbage mixed with coopers and daves rear.. i gotta go steer the porcelin bus! ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 15 2006 at 7:17am
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Stop it! Your killin me!!
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 15 2006 at 11:37am
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I only did a" Dutch Oven" once on Tracey!
At was at this point of time I found there were worse things in life
than AID's ,Cancer, Leprosy ,Motor vehicle accidents , Gut shots
& Visits from the Mother in law! Dave |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 16 2006 at 6:25am
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Are you tryin to tell us that Twiggy has COMPLETE CONTROL over the "Jolly Bearded Giant", by merely juggling a coupla little green balls?
(From the valley of the Jolly-HO-Ho=OW!)
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 16 2006 at 6:32am
Ahhh yes! SBD (Silent but deadly!!) But to make it TRULY impressive, ya gotta get close to someone(preferably feminin) & kinda "share" the seat she's on.THEN ya let rip with a "One Cheek Sneak" of a SBD, & slink away seconds later-leaving her enveloped in a cloud of green gasses! Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 16 2006 at 8:19am
I sure hope that the pilot is not close by, Have you ever caused the oxygen masks to fall? Cookie Monster |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 16 2006 at 12:32pm
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Naw - the last time we crashed, we weren't equipped.BUT - I distinctly remember(as we were headin toward the jungle) a distinctive "feeling" in the "ring" area.perhaps that odour I thought was AV gas, was in fact...SBD propellant!(found latr the tanks didn't rupture)
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 16 2006 at 6:34pm
My Bloody Oath !!!!!  The best place I have ever let go a SBD was in a lift that was crowded !  Dave (a careing & sharing person ) H |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 16 2006 at 9:24pm
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thats good to hear dave..i always say, whats a fart between friends.. ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 16 2006 at 9:31pm
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Hurcombe !!! How dare you fart before the queen???
Sorry didn't know it was her turn??? ------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!! |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 17 2006 at 12:11pm
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Laugh - & the world laughs with you...
Fart, & you fart alone! Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 17 2006 at 2:59pm
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can we please have/ get an emoticon with steaming lines coming off a pile of....? ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 17 2006 at 10:37pm
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Pic of a politician should do the trick. ------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!! |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 18 2006 at 7:29pm
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i second that tony. ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: July 11 2006 at 4:22pm
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Here's a scary one!....... A standard Large Rifle Primer has been
Chronographed a verlosity of 1412 fps as it exits the primer
pocket of the case! Does this mean it could be use in the worlds
shortest Gun ? Dave |