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Topic: Unpacking/restoring an Enfield rifle (par
Posted By: Shamu
Subject: Unpacking/restoring an Enfield rifle (par
Date Posted: December 28 2008 at 12:01am

This is the first of a series of posts, going step-by-step thru the process of taking a factory new Lee-Enfield #4 rifle from a cosmolene-dunked mummy to an accurate working rifle.

 

I picked the “start from scratch” theme because it will cover every step that you’ll ever come across. If your rifle isn’t wrapped, or is used & cruddy, just hop on board where you want to begin your project. Because of the size of the project, & the detail of the steps, I’m going to break it into several sections. Each section will cover a particular part of the process I went thru; with the best pictures I could take to show what was happening.

 

I’m going to post these as a series of threads with links. I’m doing this partly to make it easier for me to do, and partly to allow others to jump in with alternative ideas techniques & comments. I’m thinking it will be more coherent later if all the cleaning stuff is in one place, all the finishing in another & so on.

Please feel free to add your stuff to make this as varied & valuable a resource as possible.

I also intentionally made this as complete as possible to help out any beginners to the process. Please don’t think I’m trying to talk down to experienced builders, I’m not.

 

First part:

Getting ready for the project!

Here’s where a lot of projects get into trouble when you suddenly find you need that essential dingus, at 3:00am on a Sunday! Plan ahead a bit & get everything together now. It’ll pay you back later I promise.

 

OK what do you need?

A set of good quality gunsmith’s, screwdrivers.

Don’t “save” money here with anything else! You will regret it when the one stubborn screw gets boogered & the bit slips of & gouges the stock.

 

Rubber gloves, either the dishwashing type, or a box of disposables. Both have advantages, so splurge and get one of each!

 

An apron. Any kind will do. I like the disposable plastic ones.

 

A set of punches with a multi-head hammer.

Brass, nylon, or rubber, & steel are what you’ll need. Brass won’t mark guns, nylon/rubber is good for stock work, & steel is for the punches.

 

A magnifier, or “Lupe”.

8X is darn near perfect. You’ll probably find these for little cost at a good camera shop. DON’T let them talk you into the $200.00 one you don’t need it. The $8.00 Agfa Lupe is fine.

 

Cleaning materials.

Old “T” shirts work well; so do shop cloths from the auto parts store. I usually also get disposable ones like the “J-cloths” from the supermarket. Some stuff you’ll be digging out will make a cloth contaminated to the point it is no longer usable; this is where I use the disposables.

 

Solvents.

Gun Scrubber, or alcohol-based brake cleaner aerosols in spray cans, as well as Simple green, alcohol, or other degreasing detergents. This will vary depending on HOW you intend to clean & degrease the stock. (More on that later), there are several techniques.

 

A set of gunsmith’s picks, & toothbrush-type brush, frequently these come as a set. Personally I like the plastic ones, you may prefer the metal ones.

 

00 & 0000 steel wool. You can also use those green “Scotchbrite” pads. Pre-packaged sets are good here, but get several of them.

 

Sandpaper sheets, several different grits going from 200 to 600 or even finer. Pre-packaged sets are good here, but get several of them.

 

A tack cloth, or 3. These are lint-free wiping cloths don’t be without them they are a lifesaver.

 

Wood stain. Depending on the wood’s color & personal preference this too will vary. Custom oil, or water-based, lots of different color or wood colors & so on. Here I have a preference also. There is a pair of products available at home improvement stores I’ve had great success with. The brand is “Old English scratch & stain remover”. It comes in 2 shades, a light & a dark. Get one of each. This will let you make custom colors & shades just by mixing different amounts of the two. One bottle of each will do dozens of stocks.

 

Wood sealer. Boiled linseed oil, or tung oil are the most accurate to match most old military stock finishes. The BLO is for older ones the Tung for newer. The switch happened during WWII as linseed became scarce, so pick what you think will be “right”.

 

Some el-cheapo throw away containers (Chinese soup containers are my favorite). Make sure they are degreased completely.

 

One of those plastic gun holding & maintenance thingies. It’ll pay for itself in just one build.

 

Either a fisherman’s scale, or a trigger pull tester.

 

Either a large bit soldering iron, or a steam iron.

 

Newspaper, lots of newspaper! (Your wife will thank me if not you, as Cosmolene is very hard to get out of carpet & tablecloths.)

 

You may need wood fillers, such as “plastic wood” depending on how dinged up the stock is. An alternative to this is clear epoxy.

 

A small piece of scrap wood of the same type as the stock you are working on. This is optional, but you may find that this is the perfect solution to testing finishes, scrounging sawdust, and so on.

 

So how much have we spent so far? Depending on what you have available can replicate & so on about $30.00 to $100.00 dollars. But you are now ready to start the process without interruption.

 

 

Second part.

Getting it unwrapped, without damage & cleaning all the cosmolene from the wood & metal, both internally & externally.

 

Here is what we’re going to start with, a big greasy brown paper parcel weighing 9 ¾ Lbs.

 

 

 

Not too impressive looking!

However, by the end of the day it should look like this is everything went according to plan.

 

 

First item of business: PUT ON THE RUBBER GLOVES AND THE APRON, (trust me.) Then cover the work area & it’s surrounding floor space with the newspaper. I thought the worktop was plastic & used to slime & a scrubbing brush, not so, when the wrap got away from me at one point the top & surrounding floor became a Cosmolene magnet!

 

The layers will vary for soft & sticky to hard & brittle, depending on how the storage has affected the moisture content of the paper, which is saturated with decades-old Cosmolene. You’ll need to carefully evaluate how to remove the layers without damaging the contents. This is where we come to the first big No-no. Do not cut from the outside with a knife! The thickness & texture will vary & you’ll almost certainly nick the rifle at some point. I used a non-pointed knife blade from the inside cutting outwards. If you peel as you go, slitting from either end you should be able to get most of the wrap off with minimum cussing & swearing. I started from the muzzle end as it had been opened before I got the package. Look for a loose spot & begin there, as you’ll need to get the knifepoint inside the wrap to begin. The paper will be glued to the rifle in places, some of this will have set pretty hard.  I carefully ripped round these “scabs” leaving the remains still stuck to the rifle. (We’ll come back to them in a bit & remove them without cutting or gouging). Don’t try to cut the string off of the arsenal tag (The little one by where the front sling swivel is), instead cut round it. Again we’ll deal with this a little further down the road. You might also want to peel off, or cut round the package label, as it has some information about the rifle. The big label attached to the trigger guard is just an auctioneer’s lot tag; it had nothing to do with the rifle, so I just cut it off.

 

 

 

I put this in a Ziploc bag right away for reference purposes. The arsenal tag will be added when we get it safely removed.

 

Here’s what is lurking under the wrap. Lots of gummy Cosmolene, with a rifle buried inside somewhere. (I did say you’d thank me for the tip about the gloves & apron.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the time these pictures were taken I’d untied the string for the arsenal tag from the front sling swivel, which was uncovered during the unwrapping.

Don’t get disheartened by the volume of Cosmolene you discover. It is there to protect the contents forever & ever, so the more the better.

 

 

 

This is one of those “Stop & think!” points!

 

I decided to do the cleanup in these steps. Planning ahead here is a huge help in getting a smooth process running. You need to decide on how you’re going to treat what you’ve found. Wood needs one cleaning process, & metal another. Do you want to just go ahead & clean the exterior of the worst gunk right now, or strip the components as they are & remove it separately? You can’t really decide till now as you don’t know what surprises there were under the wrap till this point.

 

I decided to do a first cleanup all together, then separate & treat as different parts.

 

I pulled the bolt, & magazine, so I could get to them later, & put them in a foil pan. Then I sprayed them both liberally with WD-40. WD-40 isn’t a great lubricant, but it does a great job of softening Cosmolene.

 

My technique is a bit unusual, I admit. But it worked so well I’ll share. Usual things like separating wood first & boiling in hot water & “Simple Green”, Dish detergent, and so on (Or just flinging it all in the dish washer! REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE DRYING CYCLE IF YOU GO THIS ROUTE!! STOCKS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY FORGETTING THIS STEP) are really hard on wood. This leads to lots of raised grain, & sanding down later. Oven cleaner is dryer, but harder to clean up, and needs really good ventilation as it makes some funky fumes you don’t want to breathe, so I went with something based on making spray-on case lube for reloading.

 

Case lube is based on the same ingredient as Cosmolene, lanolin. Lanolin is natural oil from sheep, and dissolves almost instantly when mixed with alcohol. I used this trick when the local store ran out of spray lube, so I just diluted case lube with enough alcohol to allow spraying. Based on this I tried using a cloth saturated with a 70/20 alcohol & water solution in one small area. (Hint: test any new process in a small, hidden area first.). It dissolved the Cosmolene instantly! Plus there was minimal wetting of the wood, and fumes were minimized.

 

A bit of digging round revealed that this was the recommended military commissioning process, almost. The military in the U.K. used big boiling vats of “Methylated Spirits”! The closest thing to methylated spirits in the U.S. is denatured alcohol. This may be due to prohibition leftovers, as methylated spirits is 100% grain alcohol. In the U.K. it is dyed with a horrible tasting dye to stop serious alcoholics from drinking it.

Following the de-greasing they were dipped in linseed oil for 5 minutes then drip-dried & wiped down. Boiling alcohol must have been fun stuff to work with in large quantities, as well as highly flammable.

 

I found some commercial pre-soaked alcohol cloths, but you can make them yourself. Use Johnson & Johnson “J-cloths” & saturate them as needed. J-cloths are perfect for this. They are synthetic, so they have no lint, & they are highly absorbent.

 

CAUTION: this mix is flammable, & so are the “old, dirty” cloths. Take reasonable precautions making, using, storing, & disposing of them!

 

I’d originally planned to do the first cleanup with the cloths, and do detail cleaning later with spray bottles (outside), but the alcohol cloths worked so well I never did use a spray!

 

All I did was to make firm passes along the whole rifle, discarding cloths when they became loaded with Cosmolene. Areas like the trigger guard, magazine well, & action “innards” take a little inventiveness, but just keep swabbing & you’ll find all the surface stuff is removed leaving relatively clean metal & de-greased (read bone dry) wood. Once a cloth gets loaded up with brown gunk, just replace it & use another. Keep going till a fresh cloth is not discolored, then you are ready for the next step, dismantling what needs to be removed to get to the inside of the stock, bedding areas & so on. By the time I had everything I could see, or get to stripped I’d used 2/3rds of a pack of 50 of the 8X8 pre-treated cloths. If you went with the bigger “J-cloths” you’ probably use about ½ of that & a pint or so of alcohol/water.

 

The next thing is to remove the hand guards & front end of the stock. This will gain access to the barrel channel, and trigger assembly & magazine catch. It will also let you get at the parts of the receiver hidden under the wood.

 

There are slight differences between the #4Mk1, Mk1*, & Mk2 stocks, and that means different details in the removal. The biggest thing is that the Mk2 stock has a cross-bolt, just in front of the back of the wood, above the trigger guard. It will have to be removed to get the stock away from the action. The Mk1 & Mk1* do not have this bolt, there is a riveted metal reinforce instead. This can be left in place. The trigger is attached differently as well.

 

 

 

 

 

Where there are differences (& I have a specimen to take pictures of) I’ll try to show them.

To remove the stock’s front end & hand guards you need to remove several screws. This is where the holding rack is so handy. It allows support  & rotation, as well as a brace for putting heavy pressure on tight screws without slipping of the bit.

 

As each sub-assembly is removed I suggest cleaning, wiping with oil & hand-tight re-assembly. It’s a lot easier to figure out where each screw goes later if it’s already in there!

 

Starting at the muzzle. First the front sight protector “ears” need to come off, they are held by a single bolt running thru the band, just above the barrel.

 

 

 

(TIP: start using the right sized screwdrivers right now so you’ll get into the habit!)  I have replaced the cheap plastic butt-end of my interchangeable bit screwdriver with an epoxied-in place brass-plumbing fitting. This allows me to use a hammer to lightly tap while twisting to get stubborn bolts started off & break the seal.

 

 

 

The most common “bad” thing about home gunsmithing projects is messed up bolt heads. So this is a quickie on how NOT to do this.

Make sure the bit is the right size, not just how wide it is, but how thick as well. A correct sized bit will be the same, or slightly smaller across than the width of the head slot. It will also be a snug fit for thickness. Too thin, or too thick bits will slip under torque. I’ll bet that ½ the torn up heads have been caused by tip thickness, not width!

Use more pressure than twist. If the tip isn’t firmly wedged into the slot the chances of slipping will be much higher.

Keep square on to the head, & support the item directly, right under where the pressure is being applied.

If the bolt won’t turn try tapping the end of the screwdriver handle with a hammer while holding steady pressure to unscrew. The shocks will jar the bolt & free it up some.

Don’t be afraid to use penetrating oil & patience in equal amounts. Penetrating oil is great stuff, but only if it has time to penetrate! You can go work on another bolt for now & come back to the stubborn one later, or after a cup of coffee, or even to-morrow! Time really is you friend with penetrating oil.

 

Once the ear bolt is removed the sight protector ears will slide off towards the muzzle. Now wipe clean, re attach the bolt & oil & store.

 

Next is the front band.

This is held with a single bolt on the “tabs” under the stock. It may have a stacking swivel, sling swivel, or nothing, between the tabs.

 

 

 

Before removing any swivels note which way round they are installed. There is a slight angle to them! Also note which side the bolt heads face, there’s little more annoying than re-assembling the whole rifle & finding the bolt heads go left-right-left! The band is held between a couple of pairs of rivets in the metal end cap & upper front hand guard. Once the bolt is removed just spread the ears slightly & slip off towards the muzzle. Again clean, oil & re-assemble.

 

Now the front sling swivel band comes off. (It’s actually the middle band.) The technique is the same, undo the bolt, spread gently & slip off over the muzzle. At this point the front & rear hand guard halves are completely free. They can be lifted off. The rear one is hooked into a ring at the breech end, slide forward, & lift to remove. Don’t just pivot up. The wood is real slim here & it’s easy to crack the wood by torquing on it.

This is how everything should look once the hand guards are removed. (They are reversed in the picture.

 

 

At this point turn the rifle upside-down. You need to undo the cross bolt if one is fitted to your rifle. There is a small nut on the opposite side to the bolt, take care not to loose it.

Now unbolt the small screw that passes thru the rear of the trigger guard, securing it to the receiver ring.

At this point the stock is only held to the barreled action by one big bolt in front of the magazine well. This is called the “king bolt” & is the most important one in the rifle’s wood-to-metal attachments. Und screw this bolt & pull up & slightly forward on the trigger guard/magazine well rim.

 

Tip: there is a metal spacer hidden under the plate, don’t loose it. If the stock is re-attached even just once without this it can be cracked badly!

 

The entire front wood can now be removed from the action body (Britspeak for receiver) & barrel. Pull it straight off, up & away from the metal, don’t hinge it off, as you’ll damage the inletting for the receiver if you do.

This is what you should look like at this point. (This was taken after cleanup; yours will have lots of Cosmolene coating everything) DO NOT START TO REMOVE THE COSMOLENE JUST YET.

 

 

 

Removing the butt stock is (for me) optional. I chose not to this time round. There is very little inside there, unlike the barrel & for end. You may decide differently. Depending on how you clean the wood you may have to remove it particularly true if using dishwashers, or boiling water for cleaning.

 

This is the second of those “Stop & think!” points!

 

I take a good look at the inside of the wood, both handguards & the barrel itself right here. They have quite a bit of information that will help you out later, especially if you think you might have bedding issues.

Looking at the barrel first, check for impressions in the layer of Cosmolene, these are contact points between the wood & metal.

 

 

 

Then do the same for the bottom of the action, particularly in the circled area. This fits into an area of the stock called a “Knox Form” this is THE most important bedding area. If this isn’t just right nothing else will be!

 

 

 

Next take a good look at the inside of the handguards & stock. The area round the action, recoil lug, and barrel channel will have lots to tell you if you know how to read the evidence there.

The action & first 1 ¼” of the barrel should be bedded firmly & evenly to the stock. This cutout area is the stock’s “Knox Form” that was mentioned as the vital area for bedding. Where there is contact there will be marks, in this case black finish from the painting process of the metal parts.

The contact should be even & centered on the centerline of the wood. It should stop at the same point as you look at the sides of the channel.

 

 

 

The barrel channel itself should show similar points of contact, and the alignment should be the same, on the centerline. There is a lot of debate (some quite heated) on where the barrel should be bedded. Free-floating (zero contact) thru 3 point bedding are the common versions. Accurized rifles frequently have contact at the middle band (front sling swivel) and at the muzzle (end of the stock) standard rifles frequently are free-floated.

You may also find evidence of stock work done previously, such as wood being removed to eliminate unwanted contact points. Usually contact points will be dark & shiny where the wood has been compressed by the bolting of the stock, but relieved points are frequently lighter & show more grain structure.

 

 

 

Removed wood, no contact. These are not necessarily on the centerline, as the wood is removed where there is contact only. The one on the left is off center as the unwanted contact was off to the left. The one on the right is centered as the contact was centered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is a contact point, at the muzzle.

 

If you decide to remove the stock it’s fairly easy to do.

First undo the 2 screws at the top & bottom of the butt plate, and then gently tap from the edges till it separates from the wood.

 

 

Under the plate there are 2 holes, one shallower than the other (using a flashlight lets you peek down those holes) At the base of the deeper one is a screw head, there should be a donut-shaped felt washer sitting on it covering the edges. You need a long rod with a hook-shaped tip (Coat hanger wire works well). Pull the felt washer out & undo the bolt with a long screwdriver. The stock will come right off.

 

Here’s what you should be seeing at this point, looking at the action & trigger mechanism areas.

The difference being you will have a LOT of Cosmolene in this area.

 

 

Now it’s just a lot of scrubbing, wiping & peering into odd corners till you’re sure there is no Cosmolene left.

 

Don’t forget the bore, chamber, bolt raceway, safety mechanism, bolt release lever & recess in the breech for the extractor. Once you think you are done I rotate the rifle & peer into all the nooks & crannies I find with it left side up, right side up, upside-down, end on and so on.

 

Remember one thing here. Every part of the wood & metal will be 100% oil & grease free, the down side to this is that it will be prone to external moisture (read rusting metal) I very strongly suggest that you wipe down every part with an oily rag if you have to leave it for any period of time.

 

This is where part two ends; I’m still working on writing & illustrating part three, “lubing, wood finishing & re-assembly.”

 

So far Part four is planned to be initial testing, zeroing & correcting issues. Part five will be improving accuracy beyond the average battle rifle.

 

I’ll also cover working on the bolt & magazine there, as this part is getting HUGE! For now lots of alcohol, or spray cleaner, oily rag wipe & hold.



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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)



Replies:
Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: December 28 2008 at 5:17am
Sorry, guys. I have no idea at all why the text is undelined. It shows up as "normal" in the preview, and I didn't underline it either.Wacko

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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: A square 10
Date Posted: December 29 2008 at 2:55am
nice - easy to follow and good photos say more than words , thanks


Posted By: Hatchetman
Date Posted: December 29 2008 at 12:17pm
Very informative post Shamu, good on ya mate.

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But the winters coming,

And the snow will cover tracks,

And I'll be watching,

Because I'm hunting you



- Sarah Blasko, The Gardens End


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: January 01 2009 at 12:18am
Thanks to "ERIC" for both the forum & moving this monster.
 
BTW my idea is to have anyone else with different techniques or tips just wade on in here. Feel free to post your preferences.Thumbs%20Up


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 01 2009 at 10:42am
Bloody top effort, Mate ! Thumbs%20Up Very easy to follow & understand !  There are a few things I do differently though!

      Screw drivers ? Hell any thing you can find laying around (preferably strong handles that will resit a hit with a hammer !!!!)

      Please for goodness sake listen to what the man has said about investing in a set of Gunsmiths type Screw drivers!!!!! Yes your local hardware will have a set that look almost like the set in your local Gun Guys & are a little cheaper ! But!!!!!! The term Gun smith screw drivers are just that ! they are made with the type of head that are going to be found on most Fire arms !

       Hammer & Drifts/punches ?  Hell a determined man can accomplish any thing with a 3lbs Ballpain Hammer & a old bolt that fits over the item to be moved !
  
        Once again ! There are sets including Brass hammers & a selection of Drifts & punches  that are ideal for the Home gunsmith  & these are a very small light hammer & matching Brass drifts /punches ! Brute force is not needed !

       The home Gun/rifle rest ? Ha who needs one ? It's more fun trying to hold the firearm & use both hands to try & tap out a Pin or what ever !

           If you don't want to spend money out on one of the plastic models it's easy to make up a stand that sits on your work bench out of timber  by having two uprights with a  U cut into them to hold both the Fore end & the Butt & it is possible for very little cost to make several & customize  the stand to fit different firearms !

           For removing Grease from a New Fire arm or Comasole  I am a little lazy here  I throw the whole rifle into a trough of Kerosene or White spirit  over night & then into it with a nylon brush that you use for dishes the next day & then leave it to dry !

        Dave  


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: January 01 2009 at 7:02pm
I don't think we're that different, Dave.
IIRC "white spirit" is the Aussie term for denatured alcohol, or as the British would say "Meths".
(Not to be confused with the "controlled substance" with a similar name)
The only real difference I see is that a nice tub of flammable liquid in an apartment might be a bit more tricky than having the whole darn outback handy!Nuke
Someone please remind me to only eat at Dave's house at least 3 days after he gets a new rifle.Ying%20Yang


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 02 2009 at 1:11pm
Originally posted by Shamu Shamu wrote:

I don't think we're that different, Dave.
IIRC "white spirit" is the Aussie term for denatured alcohol, or as the British would say "Meths".
(Not to be confused with the "controlled substance" with a similar name)
The only real difference I see is that a nice tub of flammable liquid in an apartment might be a bit more tricky than having the whole darn outback handy!Nuke
Someone please remind me to only eat at Dave's house at least 3 days after he gets a new rifle.Ying%20Yang


     I always get confused over the terminology of things that we take for granted  IE Mentholated Spirit ,Metho or Meths, White spirit over here is just a purer form of Meths. I once mentioned having used 'Meths' to a US colleague I know & couldn't for the life of me see what was so funny? When he finally settled down he explained the meaning from where he came from Embarrassed I felt a little better when he explained that whilst working in Woomera in our states north with the US Military ,he & his wife were horrified ,to hear a neighbor of theirs ask one of their kids just to nip round the store & pick up some Metho !!!!!!Shocked  They were convinced that not only had they been transferred to the Arse hole of the world,People made a living out of Shooting ,but the local Store doubled as a 'Crack House'!!!!!!!!!!! Needless to say they were some what relived when the child returned with a bottle of ' Denatured alcohol'! 

   As for the fear of contaminated Dishes ? Hey no sweat ! I haven't been allowed to remove anything from the house since I stole the Wife's Twin tub washing Machine to use as a Tanning Vat ! (hey I brought her a New Machine ! Bloody women they get upset over the most trivial of things Confused)

         Dave   


Posted By: Lithgow
Date Posted: January 02 2009 at 1:38pm
Metho, Ginger beer and boot polish. A drink enjoyed in some parts of  Australia years ago by some members of our population.
Must say, Never been that thirsty myself.


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 02 2009 at 5:19pm
Originally posted by Lithgow Lithgow wrote:

Metho, Ginger beer and boot polish. A drink enjoyed in some parts of  Australia years ago by some members of our population.
Must say, Never been that thirsty myself.


    Don't worry about years ago they still do ! In Coles in Port Augusta you have to ask for it at the front counter !


        Dave


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 02 2009 at 6:40pm
Here in Christchurch I'mled to believe the old timers strain the meths thru bred to delte the purle colouring agent ,then mix it with orange cordia l/softdrink,and down the hatch.lovingly referred to as "STEAM"
   interesting place that Port Augusta .Was there on  army exercise"Tasman Reserve"1985.stopped on the shore to use the gents and lo and behold,wasa greeted by some indigenous persons who also reeked of petrol.
 sh*t a brick did this kiwi kids eyes get opened or what.!!that Aussie country has some very strange quirks to its makeup imust say.Whoa guys no offence is intended,asIwas fortunate enough to tour some of it  it via motorbike on anMilitary Police bike course and loved the experience.The Flinders ranges just blew me away.
   Anyhow back to the job.Shamu top notch effort.look forward to seeing you nurture your(OUR) wee buddy back to full bloom.keep up the good work.maimai


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: January 02 2009 at 8:34pm
The bread straining trick was done in the U.K. as wel by some serious drunks. I even heard of Brasso being filtered & drunk as well.Dead
 
I think there is one difference in the U.S. & Auz/NZ.
In the U.S. it has to be wood alcohol, due to old lingering left overs of prohibition. IIRC in the U.K. it was (barely) drinkable grain alcohol *blechhhh*.
I don't think it has any practical difference for cosmolene removal though.


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: ducaninfrance
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 5:51am
Great Start Mate!!
Did you write the narrative of the post in Word then copy and paste? Every time I have done that with a post it has underlined the text. It's a problem with the site not you!

I believe that Scandinavian Alcoholics used to spread Boot Polish on bread to get a cheap fix Dead


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Duncan.

Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 6:09am
Originally posted by maimai maimai wrote:

Here in Christchurch I'mled to believe the old timers strain the meths thru bred to delte the purle colouring agent ,then mix it with orange cordia l/softdrink,and down the hatch.lovingly referred to as "STEAM"
   interesting place that Port Augusta .Was there on  army exercise"Tasman Reserve"1985.stopped on the shore to use the gents and lo and behold,wasa greeted by some indigenous persons who also reeked of petrol.
 sh*t a brick did this kiwi kids eyes get opened or what.!!that Aussie country has some very strange quirks to its makeup imust say.Whoa guys no offence is intended,asIwas fortunate enough to tour some of it  it via motorbike on anMilitary Police bike course and loved the experience.The Flinders ranges just blew me away.
   Anyhow back to the job.Shamu top notch effort.look forward to seeing you nurture your(OUR) wee buddy back to full bloom.keep up the good work.maimai


      Hey Brudda! You been to Port Augutta & you been meeting with my Cousins ! Ifin you'd stayed longer ,you might have met our New Priest ........' Pasta Flagon' LOL
          For what it's worth The Port has changed some what since '85' & is almost respectable (I say almost ) & yes we're a very strange breed of Cattle through here ! I'm just out of Quorn in the 'Flinder's' & was born here & spent most of my life shooting through this country & Further North. If you ever have the urge to come over there's always room for a Swag or three at our Place! We're on 20,000 acres !


        Dave  


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 7:15am
I'm moving to Aus, and becoming a land baron. I can't get a grip on a useful 10 acres where I'm at.

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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 7:24am
Originally posted by ducaninfrance ducaninfrance wrote:

Great Start Mate!!
Did you write the narrative of the post in Word then copy and paste? Every time I have done that with a post it has underlined the text. It's a problem with the site not you!

I believe that Scandinavian Alcoholics used to spread Boot Polish on bread to get a cheap fix Dead
 Yes, Duncan I did the whole thing in MS Word. The funny thing is that it started underlining part way thruConfused.


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: Lithgow
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 8:27am
Yeah I know it still goes on dave. I was trying to be politically correct. I am not very good at it


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 9:34am
Originally posted by airforcediver airforcediver wrote:

I'm moving to Aus, and becoming a land baron. I can't get a grip on a useful 10 acres where I'm at.



     I heard a whisper a couple of months ago that Mt Eba Station might be going on the Market soon ....... It's bigger than Belgium in land mass ! Victoria River Downs (VRD ) used to be bigger again & Commonwealth Hills (Censored) used to be the Biggest Sheep Station in the Southern Hemisphere & when they divided it up what were out stations or depots became large stations in their own right ! Around here a 10 acre block would set you back about 90k at the moment on the outskirts of Quorn

         Dave


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 11:48am
Star mate  if iwas still single i'd be in faster than a robbers dog.obviously SA has changed with another 25yrs of maturityIts funny but I'm from the South Island West coast of NZ. in fact this is the authentic  kiwi "COAST".When Irode through thay country particularly around Port Pirie,Pichi richi gorge ,gladstone(OURS is 10km from greymouth)and ?warmington amongst others ,it so reminded me of home.The land is so eerily similar to parts of the Grey Valleywith the gentle rolling pastures and topography.Id love to take up the offer and in return should ya ever venture this side of the ditch ,the door is always open ,yar as welcome as flowers in may,and put the bloody jug on.
   this is gonna be a bloody cracker wee forum i can feel it.
IF you lot promise NOt to laugh I may just  show you my bipods and how i builds em!all right polite sniggers are allowed.
  hopefully also now shamu and co have put me on the right path re bedding the barrel on ma "ELEPHANT GUN" i may show ya some photos of the wee soul once its sorted.Maimai


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 2:22pm
IF you lot promise NOt to laugh I may just  show you my bipods and how i builds em!all right polite sniggers are allowed.
  hopefully also now shamu and co have put me on the right path re bedding the barrel on ma "ELEPHANT GUN" i may show ya some photos of the wee soul once its sorted.Maimai


    Mate there is nothing wrong with 'Bush' engineering ! I build bench rest stands out of Old Scissor Jacks !  I had a Mate that came from Nelson over your side of the Creek & he showed me photos I fell in love with the Place ! It's Funny to hear the Pichi Ritchi Pass called by it's proper name as we just refer to it as the Pass or the Quorn Pass. I shot it for years ,I'd shoot down to a place called Woolshed Flat & a Mate from Port would shoot from the other direction . We had Permits to shoot from the Road & when we got out of the Industry no more permits were issued ! Now of a Night it's not uncommon to see about 200 Euros (a Breed of Roo ) between the Port & Quorn ! Makes driving a Bloody nightmare of a night !

       Dave


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 10:00pm
You two are way ahead of me!
I'm still using a pair of sticks & some parachute cord.
 
I have thought about making something out of metal,but so far no action.


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: January 03 2009 at 11:51pm
I'm over due for a new rifle to un pack


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 04 2009 at 2:57am
cookieI get ya message ,so Shamu over to you old son ,take it away.
let us witness our wee beauty blossom.maimai


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 04 2009 at 5:20am
Thats pi$$ all Dave, I wonder how quick the queen would process My transfer... lol from the CAF to the RAAF, I can even work on the same airframe provided there is a P-3 base near by


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 04 2009 at 11:24am
Originally posted by airforcediver airforcediver wrote:

Thats pi$$ all Dave, I wonder how quick the queen would process My transfer... lol from the CAF to the RAAF, I can even work on the same airframe provided there is a P-3 base near by


    Here's a start

     http://www.defencejobs.gov.au/recruitmentCentre/overseasApplicants/airForce.aspx

    There is a Squadron of P3's Based in Adelaide about 375kms from us if that's of any use to you

     Dave


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 04 2009 at 12:52pm
A lil bit of a morning commute don't you think?

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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 04 2009 at 12:58pm
Davey mate, i'm thinkin......if these Euros arent too big a very good contraceptive/road clearer /behaviour modifier is a bloody big black 4x4 tyre rotating at 100km/h plus.In Kiwiland we have a native of yours-Mr Opposum (me call Jacko) and these wee b....ds are very prone to circular condoms if ya get the drift.Buggers carry Bovine TB so are class A pests.Fur is Now worth $105.00 a kg.
    Guys ,just getting my daughter to check out the system and we'll attempt to upload the photos of my beauties.MAIMAI


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 04 2009 at 6:53pm
Originally posted by maimai maimai wrote:

Davey mate, i'm thinkin......if these Euros arent too big a very good contraceptive/road clearer /behaviour modifier is a bloody big black 4x4 tyre rotating at 100km/h plus.In Kiwiland we have a native of yours-Mr Opposum (me call Jacko) and these wee b....ds are very prone to circular condoms if ya get the drift.Buggers carry Bovine TB so are class A pests.Fur is Now worth $105.00 a kg.
    Guys ,just getting my daughter to check out the system and we'll attempt to upload the photos of my beauties.MAIMAI


    Both the Cook & I have Roo f**kers on the front of our cars (Roo Bars ) but the daughter has got a little Ford Laser & I haven't got round to fitting one to her car yet . A Euro can grow up to around the 50-60 kg mark & I have always maintained kilo for kilo their tougher than hitting a Red or a grey in the same size.  Bloody Possums!!!!!!! Bloody scurge of the earth ! We don't get em round here thank god ,but their protected over here & seem to know it !  I remember yrs ago they used to bring Big money over your side of the creek !

         Dave 


Posted By: Lithgow
Date Posted: January 04 2009 at 8:32pm
I would agree on the Euros dave, they are heavy roos for their size and no matter how hard times are they are always in better condition than any other roo.


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 05 2009 at 3:59am
Well that buggers that option! hey you US fellas-george W wouldnt have a coupla spare battletanks he could lend dave for a month or .needs to deal with some  bloody big grasshoppers actually"agrarian hairy australis".poms couldn't help instead named bloody money after them-euro!good thats sorted now werhere was I?;yep.The main bolt at front of mag/trigger housing;does this have to be torqued up to any specific tension,or is tight sufficient?Maimai


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: January 05 2009 at 5:45am
I think Dave had found a figure of 20Ft/Lbs?
 
'Course here we've gone to flippin' NewtonsCensored


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: White Rhino
Date Posted: January 05 2009 at 7:12am
  Dave Says{Both the Cook & I have Roo f**kers on the front of our cars (Roo Bars )}
 
Dave we call them Cattle Killers down here. that is when they get to the size that would Kill a Cow... any thing small would be just for show...


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"White Rhino"

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." --W. C. Fields


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 05 2009 at 8:38am
Originally posted by White Rhino White Rhino wrote:

  Dave Says{Both the Cook & I have Roo f**kers on the front of our cars (Roo Bars )}
 
Dave we call them Cattle Killers down here. that is when they get to the size that would Kill a Cow... any thing small would be just for show...
 
Bull or moose bars up here lads


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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: Lithgow
Date Posted: January 05 2009 at 3:04pm
The main screw should be tight. Get a good fitting screwdriver and do it up as tight as you can by hand.


Posted By: Hatchetman
Date Posted: January 05 2009 at 4:26pm
I don't do alot of country driving so I have a subaru sedan without a roo bar.

If/when I move out to the country I will definitely be changing over to a 4*4 ute with roo bars. 




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But the winters coming,

And the snow will cover tracks,

And I'll be watching,

Because I'm hunting you



- Sarah Blasko, The Gardens End


Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: January 05 2009 at 9:38pm
The big rigs have Moose bars-like AFD noted...but if ya hit a moose with your rig,chances are your STILL gonna get injured to some extent.
Deer are becoming a MAJOR problem now.(@ least they dont tend to decapitate you when ya hit 'em with your car!)
Davey!! You refer to "White Spirits".Up here we used to refer to NAPTHA as "White Fuel"
Hoadie

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Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 06 2009 at 1:56am
Hoadie is right with regards both Naptha and the moose thing. Deer thing back east is a problem which is why they are enlisting us rednecks with weapons to do a lil population control, by way of more tags. 
 
But out here on the Wet Coast of VI the deer have always been a problem in quantity, but as a big buck weighs maybe 80lbs, when you hit them with the car you buff the scratch outta your mirror and carry on. 
 
The caribou are a bit of a different story though


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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 06 2009 at 4:45am
Here is silly ol me thinkin that kiwis &aussies are worldchampion bullsh*tters and along comes a "mountie" intent on showing us how its done!.What say you anzacs shall we give him a clap.
  our deer in kiwiland seriously avoid highways and cars,and definitely helicopters although it was not unknown for the occasional irate stag to attempt to square the ledger if caught with a netgun in the height of helicopter deer recovery.


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 06 2009 at 6:56am
Which Mountie are you refering too? as I see nothing inaccurate about my statement or Hoadie's?


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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 07 2009 at 1:59am
No offence  intended friends,obviously I was mistaken .anyhow of interest what sort or deer are you talking about.from my TVviewing etc ifind it very interesting how well your wildlife has adapted to living so close to towns etc.
   Indeed here in NZ only rabbits and possums would do this.Anyhow again as my wisecrack has caused offence I apologise.Maimai


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 07 2009 at 3:27am
Don't worry about the crack, didn't offend me I grew up in an old skool military home so I don't take offence to easily, I was merly confused as to whether you were talking about me or Hoadie.
 
Well the coastal regions of British Columbia are pretty well segregated from the rest of the province, excluding the lower mainland.  So on the coast along with Vancouver Island and the Queen Charlotte's the deer are pretty inbred, which stunts their growth. 
So they breed like rabbits and are the size of an average greyhound, and if your lucky they weigh in about 40kgs.
 
Now the mule deer in the interior are a different story, along with the tales back east, they are much bigger and are becoming over populated, do to hunting conservation over the past decade.
that combined with the rapid rate provinces like Ontario are being developed, is forcing these larger deer into the urban areas.  This is a problem as the deer back east aren't used to the urban area's and quite frankly there are a lot of hippies and tree huggers live in this part of BC.

Not so much the case in Ontario
 
And in closing whats the difference between a Crack Dealer and a Hooker??????????


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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: January 07 2009 at 7:14am
Upstate New York.
Black bear wandering down front street.
Local PD following in cruisers "lights & siren" directing him thru & out the other end of town.
 
Central Maryland.
Sitting on a porch when *splort* big pile of chewed up gutz & feathers rains down from above. Look up there is a big ol' red tail hawk giving me a dirty look. He had 1/2 a crow in one talon.
 
Ozark mountains of Arkansas.
Feral hogs running amok attacking people in town in herds.
New policy, permit is $55.00, 5 days (any 5) noseason, no limit, just kill the little devils before someone gets killed.
 
Hempstead (Suburb of NYC) a whole family of raccons walking along the top of a picket fence.
 
Yep, they have nerve here.Approve
 
 


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 07 2009 at 10:45am

In towns with old people there is seniors shopping times, in Churchill MB where there is 1 polar bear per every household i propose polar bear shopping times.



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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: OzBloke
Date Posted: January 07 2009 at 5:07pm
Originally posted by dave h dave h wrote:

Originally posted by airforcediver airforcediver wrote:

Thats pi$$ all Dave, I wonder how quick the queen would process My transfer... lol from the CAF to the RAAF, I can even work on the same airframe provided there is a P-3 base near by


    Here's a start

     http://www.defencejobs.gov.au/recruitmentCentre/overseasApplicants/airForce.aspx

    There is a Squadron of P3's Based in Adelaide about 375kms from us if that's of any use to you

     Dave


My old Squadrons (11 Sqn and 492). P3Bs back then and P3Cs.


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 07 2009 at 6:26pm

Right on I'm still with 407 MP (LRP) Sqn, I've worked a lil with the 11th, but mostly of my dealings with the RAAF have been with the 10th.



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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: thresher_593
Date Posted: January 08 2009 at 10:54am
but as a big buck weighs maybe 80lbs
 
We have deer that weigh well over 250 lbs around here. They will seriously mess up a car. We had a lady killed on US 40 near my home when a buck came thru the windshield of her car and smashed her. Also, on the same road, just this week, someone hit & killed a good-sized black bear. Took 5 guys to lift the bear into a pickup. That's some serious road kill.


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Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 08 2009 at 11:02am
lol, yup, when I lived back east a cop pulled out to pass me as he turned his lights on only to smack bout a 200lb buck just as he over took me.
 
But I speed up for the inbred deer where I live at now


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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 11 2009 at 2:58am
Hmmmmm,thats definitely a rating on the scary scale.Here in NZ periodically one hears of motor vehicle accidents involving domestic cattle wandering onto the road and being hit .in fact farmers can be done by police for allowing stock to wander.apart frm that its usually rabbits/opposums.
 Your problems up there are obviously of epic proportions.MaiMai


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 11 2009 at 6:07am
Ya, there was an article around Kingston that my parents had. It was about some tree hugger freaking out about the over population of deer and turkeys in south eastern Ontario.  turns out she had done in the front of her Lexus SUV on a wild turkey, and she had to fight the insurance company to get them to pay for the damages. 
Well turns out she hit a deer like 2 weeks later and wrote off her Lexus. 
 
wait for it Hoadie, Cookie, Dave and Hatch stop reading get up and got use the head.  I don't need a bunch of grown men pissing themselves
 
So after the insurance company deems her second animal collision as her fault and doesn't replace her vehicle. So she posts a beef in the county rag about excessive animal this, lack of animal control that, and has like a two week battle with a local hunter, bout how they should do more to control animals.
 
turns out this same individual had boast some beefs about hearing rifle rounds going off, out in the country near her home during hunting season, and that hunting is cruel, animals should have the right to natural selection, Blah blah balh blah facken blah 
 
I laughed my ass off when my folks told me bout it their looking to see if they have the papers still so I can scan them and post.
 
I love stupid anti gun/hunting people that hates us until they have animal problems!


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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 11 2009 at 7:49am
LOLLOL Ya see there is a God after all !

     I pulled into a Truck stop at a Place called Pimba one morning with a Load of Roos to unload into my Chiller ,it had been one of those nights where nothing had gone right & every Roo had been wearing Kevlar,every sharp rock & every other thing that could stake a tyre had moved out in front of me & the wind knew exactly when to spring up! I was not in the best of moods ! I had just got out of my Toyota to streach my legs & generaly clear the head & pull the kinks out of my back & the first thing I was faced with was a couple of Tree huggers that had got off of a Coach that had a sheduled stop there, well the first thing they saw was about 30 inverted Roos! Straight over to me & they were Fuming & they started on the fact I was a cruel heartless bastard etc (hell they only had to ask anybody that knows me to find that out Big%20smile) I just rolled a smoke & waited for the standard rant to finnish & then instead of my normal going off my Chops reaction ,I quite carmly explained to them that the Roos had not been shot,but had been hiit by vehicles traveling the Highway & it was my job to remove them there by saving any Bird or animals that may be drawn to the carcuses from the same fate ! The f**king Mongaloids actually shook my hand & told me what a great job I was doing LOL!!!!!!! I very quietly drove round to my Chiller ,unloaded in record time & went back out to my camp ! I have visions of these Pair of Spastics going into the Road  house & telling everybody what a great job I was doing & being told that they had just met a real live Roo shooter !

         Dave    


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 11 2009 at 11:04am
lol.. thats awsum, but Dave you forgot to give them their sign
How is everyone in the road house gunna know their stupid without their sign


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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: Hatchetman
Date Posted: January 11 2009 at 2:06pm
I bloody hate "greenies"

It's easy being "green" as long as you have money and it dosent inconvenience you too much.


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But the winters coming,

And the snow will cover tracks,

And I'll be watching,

Because I'm hunting you



- Sarah Blasko, The Gardens End


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 11 2009 at 2:37pm
Originally posted by Hatchetman Hatchetman wrote:

I bloody hate "greenies"

It's easy being "green" as long as you have money and it doesn't inconvenience you too much.



    Just remember that a Greenie  & a Water Melon have a lot in common !
   Their both Green on the Outside .........But Red on the inside !

     I near got locked up because of a couple of Greenies! One of the idiots decided to chain himself to the side of my Old work truck right outside of Coles in Port Augusta ! I asked him politely to remove himself & was told not so politely to preform several unnatural acts to myself & then to add insult to injury ,he made accusations about my parents marital statues at the time of my birthAngry So I did the right thing at that point of time I rang the Cops & I don't think they understood what was going on or the fact that I wasn't clear in explaining (the cretins had smashed my rear work lights ) So they said if I wanted to put in a complaint to come straight round to the police station & that's where my troubles started ........I attempted to ! Problem was I was dragging a Greenie along with meEvil%20Smile! Now technicaly he wasn't being dragged as I wasn't driving that fast so he could kind of run & try & unchain himself at the same time & he did manage to untie himself before we got out of the car park! Thing Was when I got to the Police station & explained what had happened the Cops were more interested in the piece of sh*t that my work lights ,even though I explained I was bringing him to them & I had warned him to get away from my vehicle ! Now the funny part was there were no witnesses even though the Car Park at Coles was quite busy ! (I did get a few Good onya Son comments when I went back over to Close to Finnish my shopping )
         Mind you a few years back I had about 30K of damage done to my Camp & equipment by Protesters ! I found out then how do you sue somebody who has never worked !!!!!!Censored Now I sit & wait up at Roxby for the Day the Tree huggers come back to protest at the Mine & then there will be pay back !!!!!!!!!

         Dave        


Posted By: airforcediver
Date Posted: January 11 2009 at 3:03pm
just remember the Lime and a sawsall Dave

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If all else fails call in a MOAB and call it a day


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 12 2009 at 2:29am
Yep ,same old same old in NZ.greeniesw running about thinking the place is disneyland.The latest is disrupting duckshooting seaso,using whisltes etc to drive ducks off.apparently some shooters have had some very novel ideas in dealing to the bastards.
Just recently though,headlines were made when a sheila was checkin her shaggers faulty computer and found out he was working for an intelligence
unti within NZ police.it was known before that private firms did surveillance on the mad pricks,but this was one step further. turns out this guy was in cops pay for some time,pentrating right to the heart of the pyramid and sending intell feedback.Our left wing govt ,read pro green,and green party MPs all raised the roofabout spying on citizens ,anti terorist extremes etc etc.typical pollies for ya.it was a fine old crap fight whilst it lasted.guess that chap wont be getting his leg over again in as green sense.MAIMAI


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: January 12 2009 at 3:57am
Personally the hessian underwear would put me off.Thumbs%20Down
My wife worked for (but wasn't part of) a green outfit. I kid you not, even rubber & plastics were "bad" (but when asked exactly WHY they didn't know.)
All natural shreddies that chafe just have to have a negative impact on your worldview.Dead


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 12 2009 at 8:51am
guess that chap wont be getting his leg over again in as green sense.MAIMAI

     I should say that that brings new meaning to moving onto ......Greener Pastures ?????LOL


        Dave


Posted By: maimai
Date Posted: January 12 2009 at 12:20pm
Mate she was as scrawny as a dog with mange and as rabid as a psychotic dingo.I  wouldnt touch her with a piece of wet firewood.the rest of her mob(locals)look as though a long conversation with the shearers handpiece followed bya prolonged submerged bath in the sheepdip wouldnt go astray.
 one of the ringleaders went to school with my son.apparently none of the guys he knows would even say gidday....let alone howabout it.
 all these buggers run around getting the tertiary education.."I know all"
   You know all....Sweet f..k all i presume.keep up the good work lads ..all animals a loverly with potatoes ,beans and sauce.Maimai


Posted By: bolted_down
Date Posted: April 24 2009 at 6:41am
Great Read, Shamu!!
Hoping to revive this one...
I want parts 3 and 4!!

GOT 2 consecutive S/N Mk2's coming in the next week, both in the wrapper!!
I NEED my part three and part four, ma brutha!!

:) LOL :)


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Opportunity is missed by most because it usually comes knocking at the door
dressed in overalls and looking alot like work.


Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: April 24 2009 at 7:43am
I'll get right on it.
I figure you'll have a good week's worth of scrubbing & scraping once they arrive. So that gives me a deadline to meet.Wink
Just one quickie tip in case you get a little ahead of me.
Keep a small container (film cans are perfect) & dollop any nice soft gooey cosmo in the can. You'll be using a few globules during the re-assembly.
 


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Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force)



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