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Topic: Welcome New member
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Subject: Welcome New member
Date Posted: May 08 2006 at 7:32am
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Welcome R Rope, Good to have you aboard.
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 08 2006 at 9:15am
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gday R Pope,
welcome to the site, a big wave from downunder!
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 08 2006 at 11:52am
Big wave ? Would that be a Tsunami ?
Hoadie
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 08 2006 at 10:48pm
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hope not hoadie!
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 09 2006 at 10:21am
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Welcome Beeker77 Glad to have you!!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 11 2006 at 6:04pm
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gday! and welcome to a fine site enfield trader!
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 11 2006 at 9:25pm
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Welcome Enfield Trader Good to have you!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 11:53am
G"day Beeker ,R Pope ,Enfield Trader Welcome to the world of insanity ! 
Yes Children I'm back ! (slightly Battered & frozen )  
Dave
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 12:01pm
Why dontcha come to Canada fer a hunt - my guest.We'll show ya what it's like to be cold on the hunt!
(Ya woose!)
Hoadie
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 3:24pm
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gday and welcome new member DAVE H!!!!
welcome to the circus! hey..while ya here keep an eye out for a man upsettin campers!!!!! specially his cousin too!
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 3:26pm
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hoadie wrote:
Why dontcha come to Canada fer a hunt - my guest.We'll show ya what it's like to be cold on the hunt! (Ya woose!) Hoadie |
DAVE.. dont go mate!! trust me.. have you seen deliverance????
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 8:10pm
seen deliverance?
Seen it????????? Mate!!!!!!! I only have to go into Quorn & I'm living it!!!!!!
A mate who lives in Town was only saying that last Sunday
he turned on the TV in his bedroom & there was
some wild Evangilist screaming at him that he'd sinned & he was
evil ! Well me mate was quite put out about this & thought to
himself ! What have I done wrong ???? In fact he turned over in Bed
& asked his Sister .....Have I ever done anything wrong ??????
&nbs p; http:// www. banjolessons@quorn.com
Dave
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 11:38pm
If a Husband & wife divorce in Quorn, will they still remain siblings ?
Hoadie
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 14 2006 at 1:57pm
hoadie wrote:
If a Husband & wife divorce in Quorn, will they still remain siblings ? Hoadie
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Incest the game the whole family can play 
Dave
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 15 2006 at 11:12pm
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edwardb6!! gday and welcome to the circus..
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 15 2006 at 11:34pm
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edwardb6
Welcome, glad to have you!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 18 2006 at 10:34am
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Welcome Big50 1 glad to have you !!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 18 2006 at 6:00pm
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gday big50 1...
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 21 2006 at 10:16am
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Welcome ,
VladTepes glad to have you!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 25 2006 at 10:02pm
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Welcome Milsurp!!
Glad to have you!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 26 2006 at 12:23pm
G'day to all the new blokes at the fire, welcome ! Great mob of Blokes here
You will note sanity is not one of our strong points round here! So
feel free to join in & share the Jokes & the information
Dave
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 26 2006 at 8:04pm
I thought I heard someone come in ! WELCOME TO THE NEW KIDS !! Check your jacket @ the door & pick up a straight jacket join us. Remember, this is a "free for all" You've found the best - most infomative site around!
FREE exchange of thoughts Tips & ideas, FOR ALL who may be interested!
We're NUTS - not insane!
Hoadie
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 26 2006 at 8:10pm
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did someone say go nuts? dont mind if i do...
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 27 2006 at 1:53am
Help yourself! The rest of us have !
Hoadie
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 27 2006 at 2:25am
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Nuts as in Adult Beverage induced nuts?
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 27 2006 at 6:02am
You mean they make a beer outta NUTS, too ?
Where do I find it ?
Hoadie
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:06pm
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mmmm pass the beer nuts!
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:07pm
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welcome any new blokes on here since ive been off air!
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:25am
<<<<<< gets hoadies nuts in a cider press .
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“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:29am
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QUOTE=Tony]<<<<<< gets hoadies nuts in a cider press . [/QUOTE]

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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:49am
They been well basted in beer for years so why not?
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:50am

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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 02 2006 at 12:12pm
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welcome ITTY303,
Welcome to the site glad to have you!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 1:30pm
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welcome Mrs hoadie!
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 2:06pm
G'day ITTY303 WELCOME aboard the slow train to insaintiy ! Great
mob of blokes here ! One day we might even take ourselves seriously
.........But then again maybe not ! So pull up a stump & feel free
to ask questions & help out with advise ! Above all enjoy yourself
!
Ps .....Hey Allan what's with the "Mrs Hoadie" ? has
he finarly had the opperation or what? Failing that .....welcome Mrs
Hoadie !
Dave
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 6:41pm
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yes dave last i heard from him he was going in for the op'.
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 6:47pm
What op? Brain in or out?
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 10:13pm
Funnneee -guys! (I KNEW it wasn't the MRS - cause she don't know how to turn the compuiker on - never mind use it!)
Hoadie
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 10:58pm
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hoadie,
So Hoadie it was you?
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 11:19pm
No! It was one of the "all purpose idiots" we jest with.
Hoadie
P.S: C/M - I included a fishing regs with the hunting regs
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 11:30pm
Yeah blame us!! She's got your number mate.
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: Mrs Hoadie
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 11:46pm
George!! Why haven't you started clearing the mess up you made?? In here instead of doing something usesful as usual!!!
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My aim in life is to make George miserable! OOPs I can't he's already a miserable git!!
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 03 2006 at 11:55pm
I'm gonna show my wife what you guys are doin!!! Hey Allan-you know that new "car" I bought her? Watch out mate, she's liable to give ya a "hair cut" with it!!
When she's finished with you - she'll skip over to that troublemaker Tony's place! She'll get ya's BOTH without missin a bite!!
Hoadie (the innocent)
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 12:09am
Leave me out your domestic probs hoadie! Looks like you better get the trousers back off her.
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 12:41am
he - he-heh...funneee guy. You'll get yours
Hoadie
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 2:48am
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Hoadie,
Impersonating your wife??? Is that not called cross dressing?
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 4:46am
Monty Python did a sketch re lunber jacks. Bet Allan remembers it you may too Hoadie. Mounties singing about dressing up in ladies clothing!!
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“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 9:23am
Tony was seen dressing like the "Queen". & you think I'M the wierd one?!
Hoadie.
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 9:40am
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fight you buggers! fight!
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 9:52am
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yes tony, i remember those mounties, weird bunch those northerners
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 10:26am
allan wrote:
 
fight you buggers! fight!
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Seems we have a "Dave Jr" in the crowd!
Hoadie
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 04 2006 at 10:56am
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i thought id get in first, thats all........... .
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 05 2006 at 1:41am
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Dunno about CROSS dressing but he seems pretty annoyed cm. He's worried cos his mrs has found his hiding place.
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 05 2006 at 2:53am
She threatened to "cut me off" lol I told her she didn't know where I was gettin it!!!
(Theres 2 dog houses in the kennel, now & Lasek aint happy bout it!)
Hoadie
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 05 2006 at 6:36am
Bet he isn't. Poor dog having to share with and aging wino or is it whineo ?
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 05 2006 at 8:04am
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hoadie wrote:
She threatened to "cut me off" lol I told her she didn't know where I was gettin it!!! (Theres 2 dog houses in the kennel, now & Lasek aint happy bout it!) Hoadie  |
he he.. is there room for 3 dog houses in there hoadie?
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 05 2006 at 8:43am
Tony wrote:
Dunno about CROSS dressing but he seems pretty annoyed cm. He's worried cos his mrs has found his hiding place.
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Yep Tony!! He also must watch what he types. She may be watching!!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Mrs Hoadie
Date Posted: June 07 2006 at 6:37am
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I'm watching him!! 1 step out of line and he's toast!!!
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My aim in life is to make George miserable! OOPs I can't he's already a miserable git!!
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 07 2006 at 9:09am
UH OHHHHHHHHH ! He's off hunting and she's watching whats going on! I'm keeping my head down! Hate to see grown men cry!! 
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 07 2006 at 9:11am
Where's Hurcombe the Dragon Slayer??
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“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 07 2006 at 9:29am
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i think everone has gone awol? ive been trying some new beeries, not a bad drop the 'ol Labatt..
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 12:39am
I'm keeping my head down Allan. Women spell trouble!! I know I had marital thrombosis. A clot for a wife!!!
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: Eric
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 12:51am
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I try to keep my wife in the dark about the other "girls" in my life... you know, Edith Enfield, Gerty Garand, Mary Mauser, etc. etc. 
I don't think she knows how many I have, and I have to say I like it that way! 
She looked in my gun safe awhile back and the first thing outa her mouth was "I think you have enough guns!" WHAT?!?!?! Enough guns!!! Woman, you can't HAVE enough guns!! I have 3 daughters and I'm not taking any chances! 
LOL,
Eric
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 3:08am
Just make sure they have gun nuts for boyfriends Eric. You could trade em for a new rifle. Call it a dowery! 
------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.)
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 4:03am
Tony wrote:
Bet he isn't. Poor dog having to share with and aging wino or is it whineo ? |
I'm NOT an aging WINO!! Yeah - I'm gettin older, but just cause I live in wine country, don't mean I gotta drink it! I have my standards, y'know!!
Hoadie
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 4:07am
allan wrote:
hoadie wrote:
She threatened to "cut me off" lol I told her she didn't know where I was gettin it!!! (Theres 2 dog houses in the kennel, now & Lasek aint happy bout it!) Hoadie  |
he he.. is there room for 3 dog houses in there hoadie? |
You betcha Allan!!Lasek the wonder dog would LOVE a guest like you.Hey, we'll even put a new roof on, & open up the back a little...It'll be quite comfy!
(Lasek has 1 rule, though...No bloody didgerydoo playin!!)
Hoadie
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 5:03pm
No bloody didgerydoo playin!!)
what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dave
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 5:41pm
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well hoadie..if i cant play the didgerydoo at your house..ill have to bring my rockin chair and banjo then.
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 8:23pm
Banjos are welcome.Lasek says to mind his tail with your rocker, though!
Hoadie
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 9:43pm
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 10:30pm
A Banjo????????????????????????? Allan ! You little devil! You never
told us your from Quorn! Hey but look on th good side think of the
Dentist Bills & hair cuts you've never had to worry about!
& no I didn't marry my sister ! I like older women (I married my
Grandmother)
Dave
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 11:22pm
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he he..hey dave. is the concept of fast food in quorn hitting a deer at 65mph?
Dave "billy bob" H..has a good ring to it
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 08 2006 at 11:58pm
RED NECK's Of the flinders Unite!!!!! Every Road kill is a feast !
Definition of a Virgin in Quorn is a girl who
can run faster than her Father or Brothers
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave (Jethro ) H
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 09 2006 at 12:40am
OMG!!!! Deliverance! Or is the the Clampets??
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“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: June 09 2006 at 1:24am
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squeal like a pig boy!
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: June 09 2006 at 2:18pm
How about the Clampets .....The Untold story ???????
Dave
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: June 10 2006 at 12:30am
Think it would get past the censors?
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“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Born free taxed to death!!!
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 10 2006 at 8:15am
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welcome slhoffman godd toi have youi
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 18 2006 at 11:29am
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Welcome Kidkrup good to have ya!!!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 22 2006 at 1:39pm
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Lets welcome another new member "bigedp51" glad to have you!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 25 2006 at 10:59am
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Lets welcome another new member "John Crusher" glad to have you!!!
From The Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 9:23am
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Welcome Mike!! Glad to have you!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: July 01 2006 at 1:07pm
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Welcome NailCreek!! Glad to have you!!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: July 07 2006 at 12:29pm
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Welcome Duster to the gang glad to have you
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: July 10 2006 at 9:55am
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Welcome mauserdad,
Nice to have you on the team!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: July 10 2006 at 4:13pm
G'day to all the New members. I'm sure yu'll enjoy yourselves here.
Apart from when we're having a laugh ,there's a wealth of combined
Knowlage avalible !
Dave
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: July 12 2006 at 12:05am
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dave h wrote:
G'day to all the New members. I'm sure yu'll enjoy yourselves here. Apart from when we're having a laugh ,there's a wealth of combined Knowlage avalible !
Dave
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Well put Dave!!!!!
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: July 12 2006 at 12:06am
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Welcome BigBud!!
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: July 12 2006 at 7:13pm
Cookie Monster wrote:
dave h wrote:
G'day to all the New members.
I'm sure yu'll enjoy yourselves here. Apart from when we're having a
laugh ,there's a wealth of combined Knowlage avalible !
Dave
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Well put Dave!!!!! |
Thank you kind sir
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 10:12am
Holy smokes!! Here we go again.I go away for a couple days, & everything gets out of hand!
Anyways, I was away...so HELLO & WELCOME to all the new guys poppin up in the forum.
You'll learn alot here...but a word of advice - watch out for the guy they call Dave H...he's REALLY a woman named TRACEY!
Hoadie
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 10:33am
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hoadie wrote:
Holy smokes!! Here we go again.I go away for a couple days, & everything gets out of hand! Anyways, I was away...so HELLO & WELCOME to all the new guys poppin up in the forum. You'll learn alot here...but a word of advice - watch out for the guy they call Dave H...he's REALLY a woman named TRACEY! Hoadie |
Hoadie,
Bearded women I thought are in the circus?
Cookie Monster
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 5:53pm
gday to all the new blokes here! 119 members and growing..
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 6:44pm
hoadie wrote:
Holy smokes!! Here we go again.I go away for a couple days, & everything gets out of hand!
Anyways, I was away...so HELLO & WELCOME to all the new guys poppin up in the forum.
You'll learn alot here...but a word of advice - watch out for the guy they call Dave H...he's REALLY a woman named TRACEY!
Hoadie |
Ha! I Fart in your General direction !!!!!!! My Beard is thicker
than Tracey's ,I'm not as scary , I'm also better looking than she is
!!!!!!!  
Dave
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 10:44pm
Does Tracey know that?
Hoadie
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 11:34pm
Daves still here so i guess not.. painful, torturess death when she see's what hes wrote..
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: July 14 2006 at 2:43am
He's bin quite again..I think he's unplugged the compuiker, & told Tracey it crashed!!
Hoadie
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: July 14 2006 at 8:05pm
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yeh..funny thing is tracey's on the computer in the other room and she's logged on.. oooh this is gunna be good. ever seen a grown man cry??? it aint pretty!
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: July 15 2006 at 3:30am
Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: July 18 2006 at 7:13am
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Welcome vaughn!!!
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Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: July 18 2006 at 12:51pm
Welcome Culry, Larry & Moe!
(nyuk -nyuk!)
Hoadie
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