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I will not upset Tourists anymore

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Topic: I will not upset Tourists anymore
Posted By: Guests
Subject: I will not upset Tourists anymore
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 12:56pm
Last week most of my work involed laying Baits for Dogs ! Most of this work was conducted in Gov Land but some overlapped onto Private Properties which crossed the Suart Highway . I was also told to destroy any Mature camels I encountered ! As the Calves are worth big money for the live export Trade ! I was cutting cross country & spotted a Caravan & 4x4 well & truely off the Highway & stopped to see if they were lost or in trouble ! THe elderly couple explained they had camped for the night & were just getting ready to take a couple of happy snaps of 3 camels that were wandering round ! Of course I showed the correct amount of Excitment & asked as inocently as I could ,where are the camels & the nice Couple pointed out where they'd seen them wandering (Poor Fools ) I thanked them & informed them that I might just drive over & have a look for myself ! Only took 15 mins to locate & dispatch said camels with the .303 ! I then returned & thanked them (the Old Couple) & explained where they could find the said camels (Minus ears )  After the shock they got rather upset (do'nt know why ?????)  The load was a 185 grn cast at 150rds+ in the base of the neck on each beast! With no follow up shot needed !


     Dave  



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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 1:17pm

Were they vegetarians?

Cookie Monster



Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 2:27pm
Naw just Pissed off !!!!!! Brought new meaning to the expression " not a happy camper "

     Dave


Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 3:21pm

 

 your a nasty man dave!!!

 



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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 6:16pm
You didn't collect the ears off the campers too? You're slipping mate  Ooops I made a politically incorrect comment.  

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Rottie (PitBulls dad.)


“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons

Born free taxed to death!!!



Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 8:21pm
Originally posted by Tony Tony wrote:

You didn't collect the ears off the campers too? You're slipping mate  Ooops I made a politically incorrect comment.  



    Naw no money in it ! Its not that I'm a nasty Man!!! Al it's just that ......ERM ??? Let me see ????? Ok ! what about enterprising & conducting my abilities to perform the task at hand with a mininum inconveniance to myself ????

    Plus the fact ya can't make a omlette,without breaking eggs


      Dave


Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: May 13 2006 at 11:36pm
Well, there IS a TOURIST season, aint there ?
Davie - your evil ! I LIKE it.
Just out of curiosity - what happens to the carcasses ? Do ya leave for the scavengers ?
Hoadie

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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: May 14 2006 at 4:57am
Yeah there's a tourist season here at the local seaside resort but nobody tells us when its open season on tourists. Most of them comit suicide anyway laying on that beach.  Only place I know where you go to the loo in the seafront hotel and its on the beach before you are

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Rottie (PitBulls dad.)


“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons

Born free taxed to death!!!



Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 14 2006 at 3:08pm
Just out of curiosity - what happens to the carcasses ? Do ya leave for the scavengers ?

 Normally their picked up & sent off to the Human/Pet food indusry . But in this case it was $60.00 per set of ears ! Purely culling the Older Animals so they could muster any youngens for the Live export trade ! It paid for my fuel if nothing else

     Dave


Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: May 14 2006 at 4:57pm
Tide comes in and floats em out towards Ireland and the good old US of A. Rumour has it Ireland was formed from the s**t thrown overboard by the pilgrim fathers.  

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Rottie (PitBulls dad.)


“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons

Born free taxed to death!!!



Posted By: 303carbine
Date Posted: May 18 2006 at 7:11am
Maybe they would have been happier if you just woulda run'em over instead of shootin'em  eh ??


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: May 18 2006 at 3:40pm
Maybe I should of let them have before ,During & after photos 


   Dave


Posted By: allan
Date Posted: May 19 2006 at 8:46am

Originally posted by dave h dave h wrote:

Maybe I should of let them have before ,During & after photos 


   Dave

 

 



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'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!'


Posted By: shotgunminister
Date Posted: May 20 2006 at 8:09am

Originally posted by dave h dave h wrote:

Naw just Pissed off !!!!!! Brought new meaning to the expression " not a happy camper "

     Dave

 



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