Hoadie does it again !
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Topic: Hoadie does it again !
Posted By: Guests
Subject: Hoadie does it again !
Date Posted: July 06 2006 at 7:34pm
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Hoadie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
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really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE. The next morning Hoadie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Hoadie have been scheduled for Friday  Dave |
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Posted By: allan
Date Posted: July 06 2006 at 8:28pm
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looks like hoadie didnt get away quick enough dave! ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: July 06 2006 at 8:44pm
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where is hoadie?? ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: July 06 2006 at 11:06pm
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He's back!!! & I'm showin that remark to the Warden!!! I'll have you know her anniversary is in March.(Next one comin she MIGHT go to Tennessee & Mississippi-Grand ole opry -again, & check out her long lost relative)(Richard)
& for your Info - I already got her a new car-& she didn't appreciate it!(Ask Allan, I sent him a couple photo's of it) So watch out Davie, your ALREADY on me mum's bad side! 
Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: allan
Date Posted: July 07 2006 at 8:52am
yeh dave, turns out she got the car..then hit him on the head with it. if ya know what i mean ------------- 'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!' |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: July 07 2006 at 9:06am
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Yeah - me & Lasek had our first negotiations on living quarters then ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: July 11 2006 at 12:38am
Yeah and Lasek won on points!  ------------- Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!! |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 10:07am
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he didn't "win", he graciously offered a spot with him, on a temporary basis.
He's a great guy - but short on patience! Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |