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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote allan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:26pm

 

 yes please forward one of those girls to me too white rhino!

 hey, me and my mates have always said.."if ya find a girl that'll wash ya motox bike between races..marry her"

 so i did.

 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tony Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:35am
Bet she don't wash your motorbike now mate. Got you under the thumb.
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 hey! yeh..  it only lasted a coupla months up until she had my bank cards! and then i was washing it myself.you know my mrs too well! you been spying?

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tony Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:39am
They all the same mate. Glad I sacked mine!
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 yes women...cant live with em, cant shoot em! what'dya do?????

 

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Chain em to the kitchen sink but make sure the chain is long enough for her to take the rubbish out back.

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Women Once they get their "M R S" its all over!
Women have NO sense of generosity, & No sense of humour!
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WIFE STANDS FOR WASHING
         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;     IRONING
         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;     F****ING
         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;     EXCETRA

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Hodie the check is already in the mail



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  &nbs p;         & ;nbs p;         & ;nbs p;         & ;nbs p;     F****ING.

Please elaborate Dave. I have altzheimers. I think !Can't really remember !

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Mate I'm trying to work ourt when I went from being Randy Young to a Dirty Old Man 

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It happens around the time you get married mate. Up to THE day you're randy young after she gets her hands on the license you become dirty old. Easy way round it is to live over the hoover and change the model regularly. I'm sureTracy will have something to say to me after she reads this.  
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Wow Tony is in deeper trouble than I normally get into (actualy she laughed as she lovingly grabed my Genitalia in what could only be discribed as a death hold & told me not to get any ideas !!!!! Then added don't make any promises your body can't keep !!!!!! Now that hurt)

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What I said before about women...of course TRACEY doesn't fit into that catagory!
(I know what side MY bread is buttered on!)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tony Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 01 2006 at 12:42am
Case of mind over matter Dave! If she don't mind it don't matter!!!   What you scared of Hoadie?? Tracy aint the mafia ( I hope!!!! )
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How do you know that Twiggy aint got lotsa friends?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tony Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 01 2006 at 7:03am
Hoadie read Daves postings!!!  Tracy is a quiet genital lady who wouldn't harm a fly! She's into ballet! The "Nut Cracker Suite!" not grievous bodily harm!!!
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