Hoadie does it again !

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   Hoadie  was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift

in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE

THERE. 

The next morning Hoadie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. 

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom

scale. 

Funeral services for Hoadie  have been scheduled for Friday

     Dave

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Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest Group	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Hoadie does it again ! Posted: July 06 2006 at 7:34pm
	Hoadie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE. The next morning Hoadie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Hoadie have been scheduled for Friday Dave __

allan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: March 11 2006 Location: Dapto-Australia Status: Offline Points: 1924	Post Options Post Reply Quote allan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: July 06 2006 at 8:28pm
	looks like hoadie didnt get away quick enough dave!
	'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!'

allan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: March 11 2006 Location: Dapto-Australia Status: Offline Points: 1924	Post Options Post Reply Quote allan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: July 06 2006 at 8:44pm
	where is hoadie??
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hoadie Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: March 16 2006 Location: Niagara/Canada Status: Offline Points: 9680	Post Options Post Reply Quote hoadie Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: July 06 2006 at 11:06pm
	He's back!!! & I'm showin that remark to the Warden!!! I'll have you know her anniversary is in March.(Next one comin she MIGHT go to Tennessee & Mississippi-Grand ole opry -again, & check out her long lost relative)(Richard) & for your Info - I already got her a new car-& she didn't appreciate it!(Ask Allan, I sent him a couple photo's of it) So watch out Davie, your ALREADY on me mum's bad side! Hoadie
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allan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: March 11 2006 Location: Dapto-Australia Status: Offline Points: 1924	Post Options Post Reply Quote allan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: July 07 2006 at 8:52am
	yeh dave, turns out she got the car..then hit him on the head with it. if ya know what i mean
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hoadie Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: March 16 2006 Location: Niagara/Canada Status: Offline Points: 9680	Post Options Post Reply Quote hoadie Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: July 07 2006 at 9:06am
	Yeah - me & Lasek had our first negotiations on living quarters then
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Tony Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Moderator Joined: April 18 2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 3256	Post Options Post Reply Quote Tony Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: July 11 2006 at 12:38am
	Yeah and Lasek won on points!
	Rottie (PitBulls dad.) “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Born free taxed to death!!!

hoadie Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: March 16 2006 Location: Niagara/Canada Status: Offline Points: 9680	Post Options Post Reply Quote hoadie Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: July 13 2006 at 10:07am
	he didn't "win", he graciously offered a spot with him, on a temporary basis. He's a great guy - but short on patience! Hoadie
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